Ahh thanks

Instructor says though cause of the 'rush hour' time I will be doing 1 of 3 routes that dont go through Norwich but they go around the suburban areas
So ner ner

seein my baby in amsterdam today, can only see her on sundays

I took my new girlfriend to a pizza restaurant last night (yeah you heard that right, I officially asked her if she'd go out with with me and she said yes!! Woo and indeed hoo) then went to see The Blind Side.

What happened after that shall remain a secret...

Nice one Jetski!

a resounding

Not yet. No way. My life wouldn't be worth living if I did.

All I can tell you is her name's Nadine, she's a year younger than me, and she's a brunette.

I will ask if she doesn't mind a bunch of pervs ogling her pic tho..

LHC is gonna tear shit up soon! Not really but I hope we get some cool science from the LHC crushing some protons together. Dark/Anti Matter here we come.

go on the jet! you're a rare breed nowadays - a gent

Call me immature but I just performed a hilarious facebook rape on an unfortunate class mate.

"OMG I'm going to be a dad"

He left college and left it signed in, what was he expecting? His mum and about six other people replied utterly confused. So I cleared things up by uploading a photo of an ultrasound scan labeled 'ma boy'

When He eventually got home and clicked on he posted something like "I've been hacked blah blah blah" Whilst I sat there and deleted everything he posted, pissing myself laughing! Hahahaha, good times! Makes it even better that he's a bit of a cunt!

lol Fifer

i got ma hair dyed half brown half vivid red its awesome

Aw shucks, I'm touched.

It's just a shame I feel like I've had to wait 20 odd years to find a girl like this when she lives less than half a mile away from me...

(For those of you feeling nauseous now, sickbags will drop from the ceiling in 3.. 2.. 1.. ; ) )

Also WCMUTonight was coming 3rd in the pub quiz. Not bad, considering we usually come somewhere in the bottom half. Tonight's was something special though. Only 5 points behind the winning team, and there's 6 of them versus our 4 and they're all teachers. And we were just one point from a joint 2nd place. Good times.

got a letter in today from the court, I'm going to be a juror

donno what the fuck to wear though, a suit or something ?

Wear normal clothes, i did it before for the coroner's court, or if you want to get out of it when you get there, just say you know the defendant's family or something.

After my godmother being a bitch and not callin me on easter to get me pressies and my candle ( greek tradions aw well) my aunt helped and got me converse ll star (im a big collector of weird desighns on all star) its like reaaaaaly cool pink and black and zwbra design tho it is a Blondie edition :/ and im not a fan at all lol , but ah well its a really cool design so fuck it

Went ice skating for the first time ever. And I'm pretty good at it actually! Did fall on my arse a couple of times, but then, who doesn't? I really ache this morning now, having used muscles that I haven't used for ages.

Best bit was watching a complete showoff land flat on his face, then try to get up without anyone noticing. 'Twas fucking hilarious!