Ciro.

My name's Paul.

And guess what, Coggz? I met someone from London with the surname Esplin last week...

The most rare or rarest. Most rarest does not exist in the English language.

i told ya im scottish we don't tend to speak fluent english we say aye instead of yeah and shit like that

So all Scottish people suck at grammar? This is written language, not spoken language. Can I spell your name Cowling now?

... James. Nice and simple

Cogs son just because we're Scottish doesn't mean we need to suck at grammar tut tut. Scottish slang is entirley different!

Yer a bawbag Orange, shut yer puss before a burst ye ya fudge packer.

Is a fair example....

Oh and my name is nice and Scottish: Robbie Kerr.

I'd like to hear all the English people in here say that properly .

P.S. Just call me Rob

I know Runrig, been to Skye, seen the Highland games, had haggis, drank Guiness, ate fish 'n curry, slept on a barn in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, been to Fort William, participated on the local Riverrace, seen Rob Roy's grave, drove around Loch Ness, talked to a bagpipe player and gave him money (he was standing in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, poor fella ), seen a band play in a local pub with drunk Scottish people, walked in the fuckin' rain all way to climb to the top of Ben Nevis... killed off dozens of midgets (I fuckin'hate those critters), built a tent waistdeep in mud with heavy winds and rain...

and my name, well, is Scottish. I fucking respect Scotland and it's language.

But... with all the Scottish language, I never heard anyone say 'most rarest'. It sure is different, but not stupid.

I'll just clear this up for you Agent Orange unless you really did murder some Scots midgets.


Midgets

Midges

So the Scottish people spelled it wrong themselves, on the postcard... In fact, the campsite owners called them midgets. I could clearly hear the T-sound in it.

Probably Irn Bru'd off their faces.

I can't recall anyone who calls them midgets haha....

Fucking midges man.... Honestly. Little bastards!

Laurie Ewen (from the McEwen clan)

I'm half Scottish, and i love the country. Not sure if I'd move there but the scenery is amazing.

I believe you.

Erm Stuie?