Haha, what a fuckin DAY! After finishing some stupid voluntary work scheme kindly forced onto me by the Job Centre to make government figures look better, and then after 3 months once it ended to be put right back on another FUCKIN one! Cept this time its even worse! I'm forced to sit there n go to group sessions with some of the most fuckin low-life morons you could ever meet, its like being back at fuckin school! No wait, its even WORSE!

They wanted me to go to a fuckin CV class tomorrow (taking the piss or what!) n had a massive war of words with the bird when I refused to come.
I said to her Im considering signin off for a month or so then just startin a fresh claim again where I dont have to go through all this shit!
I didn't spend 3 years at uni n get a degree to go back to fuckin school n learn how to write CVs, I wouldnt mind if it was genuinly gonna help but I've already been through this shit time n time again on all the other schemes the Job Centre have put me on.

To make matters worse I've just found out that this dolly bird I was sitting next to throughout this pointless 2 hour group induction session is a fuckin TRANSEXUAL!

What you lot reckon I shud d? just tell them to go fuck themselves n sign off for a while or just put up being treated like a fuckin lowlife cunt?

i just signed up at the jobcentre too, had my first sign in yesterday, i aint looking forward to being on it for a while the place does really make you feel alot more under your class, never seen so many fucking CCTV camera's in my life in there

Haha yeh, you definitely dont wanna be down there for as long as u can be, they'll be fuckin u about before long forcin u to attend stupid job open days n that, they basically treat u like ur a cunt n do whatever they can to fuck u about n piss u off.

Just give it a go, close your eyes and imagine it's Lady GaGa.

sign off for a bit, thats what im doing i gotta phone them this week to see if i can reclaim and start a fresh claim or wait a few more weeks to do so, i cant be arsed going back on to A4e after all the shit that happened last time and to be talked down to like im a piece of shit theyve stood in

Hahaha, I bet she/he has a lot of dudes fooled! http://theangels.co.uk/2009/05/barman-b ... the-knife/

Cheers for the tip dude, yeah this Stage 4 bollocks is meant to last 52 weeks! Really don't think I can handle it for even 2 weeks let alone 52!
If the next day they call me in is anything like today with a group session where treat u like a lowlife instead of a more helpful 1 on 1 talk with an advisor then I'm definitely gonna just tell em bollocks n do what you say.

Is that the one from your course ??

Quite a few shandys not to realise I reckon

Haha, yeh thats her/him, trust me in flesh its really hard to tell, he/she spent nearly 2 hours doodling pictures of hairdryers, flowers n other girly shit. If no one had told me at the end that it was a tranny then i probably wud of never guessed! Definitely NOT the sorta thing ud want to chat up after a few pints out down the clubs!

Right !!

Anyway, bout your sitch.

Have a word with the jobcentre, tell them you want to start your own business. No more stupid group sessions with The Addams Family, bit more money as well if you do it proper.

Cheers dude, yeah I was gonna use that as an excuse when they asked my reasons for signing off. Got it all planned out, cause I got a degree in music tech I cud say I'm gonna start up my own business installing sound systems in peoples homes (ie surround sound setups n that).

No need to sign off, they was putting me on all sorts of courses so this is what I did. You get one on one advice at the jobcentre and hopefully, like mine, your advisor will be a bit of gorgeousness.

You get a bit more money whilst you research your options.

Have a look here and see what it's about and if it is feasible.

Aaaaah I see, cheers for the help, ill definitely check into it n have a read

Got myself an ear infection, hurts like a mother funker

Yesterday i took shrooms, mefedron, speed, coke, weed & alcohol .... ask me how I feel today