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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:20 pm
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No im usually the perfect hostess :wink:

Now thats why my mother said never have one night stands.



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:54 am
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but have you really listened to your mum?? :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:33 am
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nohope4u wrote:
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Oh my god one of the worst days ever. Met this bloke last night and stayed the night , went down stairs and heard a thump and when i went back upstairs he was fitting on the floor , had to ring the ambulance and they were asking me all these questions and i could not answer . I swear to god i will never drink again ever.


what did you do to him??? no jk jk bad joke i wont make it a sexual reference, serious things like that aren't meant to be funny


The worst thing was some friend of mine had already said to him beware because she will eat you up and spit u out for breakfast and I rang him today and told him what happened and he could.t stop laughing and I was soo upset. The blokes still in hospital and hasn,t come round . I keep seeing this naked body laying on the floor fitting.

One minute Im crying and then i think of the situation and it seems surreal and i want to laugh.


Does fitting mean having a seizure?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:38 am
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well seeing a nacked cunt having some fit on the floor would scare the fuck out of me...

but honestly man... what the fuck did u do to him... he must have fucking enjoyed that night to go into a fit

i mean sure. you can get so much pleasure that ure legs start shaking but nothing like going into some fit the next morning while trying to get a glass of milk.... u must be some pleasure god or somthing nogood4u

but honestly if he's laughing about it don't worry its all good :)


and yeah manny fitting means having a seizure



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:59 am
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No it is not him laughing its some friend I was with when i met him . Hes still in hospital . At least hes not dead but maybe its epilepsy . The only thing ive seen many epileptic fits and this was way worse than them .


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:03 pm
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but have you really listened to your mum?? :lol:


No never . Ive heard about regretting ur one night stands but this takes it to another level. The ambulance was asking how long id known him and did he have any medical conditions . I never even knew his last name .

I seriously thought he was dead :(



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hahaha that's priceless! :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:31 am
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well hes alive but still in hospital . He text me ''HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE NIGHT AS MUCH AS I DID ''. He cant be serious !



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nohope4u wrote:
well hes alive but still in hospital . He text me ''HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE NIGHT AS MUCH AS I DID ''. He cant be serious !


What you have to remember is he knows it's not the first time he's fitted like that in front of someone (he's probably been in that situation plenty of times before), so he's trying to make it a little less uncomfortable for you. I know if I were him, I'd be just a little bit embarrassed, not because of the fact that I'd just shocked seven shades of shit out of you, but because of how and when it happened.

Don't forget, us men never like to give an inch if it makes us look weak, and when you're naked, after being intimate with someone, and something like this happens, well, that's about as uncomfortable as you can get. Even more so if it's someone you just met.

Take the humour as it was meant, and give him a short phonecall, even if you're never planning to see him again. Or just a simple text if that's too much too soon. It'll mean a lot to him. And you'll feel a lot better about it too.

Trust me.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:21 pm
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Your absolutely right . I went and saw him in hospital today , although i was embarassed i was able to make an excuse and leave after ten minutes as i sneaked in out of visiting hours and had to go to work . The funny thing is I wish i had stayed longer . Him looking so vunerable made him look sooo sexy :-D Anyway apparently he had an accident at work a few weeks ago and hes got some brain trauma .



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nohope4u wrote:
Your absolutely right . I went and saw him in hospital today , although i was embarassed i was able to make an excuse and leave after ten minutes as i sneaked in out of visiting hours and had to go to work . The funny thing is I wish i had stayed longer . Him looking so vunerable made him look sooo sexy :-D Anyway apparently he had an accident at work a few weeks ago and hes got some brain trauma .


i'm vulnerable! what can you do for me?? :lol:

if you're good enough to put a man into a fit i gotta have a go and see what it's all about hahahaha


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:34 pm
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well that depemds what you can do for me . Im vunerable too :wink:

Its my birthday tom so that means its got to be extra special :-D



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well i can't use the birthday bit till next month lol, but i'm sure i could arrange for it to be special :-D


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:03 pm
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My birthday tomorrow and now nothing to look forward to :(

Gonna have to do what people do when they go to B@Q



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:09 pm
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Have a night out mate, find a nice fit bloke and have him shag you till you have a fit :lol:

on a separate note, Happy birthday luv! Now get out there and have some fun tomorrow! :)


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