Whatever you do, don't clean it like you cleaned the car!

but i cleaned the car very gently

i want to kick that damn box called pc, at least i fixed lan card so i have internet

...with a waterhose.

Don't you need a new one then?

but still gently....

yeah i need a new one, but i dnt have enough money

This happened to me twice today. I sneezed and felt one of the most painful feelings I've ever felt. The 1st time it happened I was sitting on my bed and I sneezed and then it felt like all my skin was tingling and then a split second later it felt like all the skin on my back, chest, shoulders and arms were being stabbed with needles and my muscles were tearing. I doubled over in pain and laid there until it went away a few seconds later. This was the first time this happened to me and it was scary and painful.

i hope its nothin serious manny

i had a blond moment, i get in wrong bus

Ordered myself a tosti just by now, wanted to take a bite, then I felt a pretty fucking OUCH.

Melting cheese was going all over my hand and I was wtfff everybody´s in the internet cafe just stared at me lmao

Thanks Erica. Asked the doc and he sent me to a neurologist who think I sneezed so hard I compressed some nerves in my spine and that's what caused the pain and sensation. Recommend some allergy meds to stop sneezing lol.

MY TV BROKE!!!!

i had an amazing time last night at my mates 18th, we hut alot of bars and pubs and to be honest i can't remember how much i had, all i know is its alot, and its sunday and shit, and i crashed out on my couch and fucking dad wakes me up at half bloody 8, i still got a buzz but my head, my head is fucking killing me, i aint drunk in like 7 weeks cuz i don't like really drink unless its a special ocasion now but yeah best mates 18th = sucess. dad waking u up at half 8 = failure. having a splitting headache while typing random shite on a forum = priceless.

Read this article ...

http://www.tampabay.com/features/humani ... 750838.ece

It's a long read and it's fucking sad.

I read the whole article and it nearly made me cry man fuck.
What about that mother's sons ? So... they're like ... 'OK' ??
And the little girl wasn't ....

That mother deserves death.

The boner disappeared....

today is my b-day (17 years young)
but sadly, nothing is going to happen

Happy Birthday Ivan! dnt be sad, on my bdays nothing happens as well

if nothing happens by itself all you have to do is ask for it

and I say u deserve a thread!