Today has been craptastic in both large and small amounts:

1: I asked my boss about a week ago if I could get my work van's brakes checked because they were making a funny noise (rumbling then squealing as you press the brake pedal). Took it in this morning after he finally agreed only to be told that both the front and rear pads had less then 5% total surface area on them. So for weeks I've been driving a potentially lethal vehicle over vast distances with virtually no brakes.

2: As my van was out of action, we had to shift a shit load of heavy copy equipment in and out of our other smaller van instead of using my tail lift. My arms and back are killing me.

3: I need a new windscreen for my car, it's got a huge crack in it that has grown from a stone chip I got about a fortnight ago. Should be done tomorrow afternoon or Wednesday.

4: We were trounced at five a side tonight. I accidentally passed the ball to an opposite team member and he scored an easy goal. We lost 21-16.

On the plus side, I'm quite drunk now.

my grandma went crazy, tomorow we gonna go to her so i wont be like a week or so, shitty things are goin on.. If something new will happen can somebody send me sms or sth

Sims FuckUp hate it when shits happenin lmao fixed it tho i lost some of ma fuckin proggress



fuck that

dudes, i got a real bad sunburn,i'm all red,my body stings,fuck sunburns,screw my white tan

Go get some Aloe Vera aftersun gel. It's fantastic.

i got somekind of a ousse.very good,made special for nasty sunburns,but still it stings

there is no sun in my country

was it stolen by the grinch?

Starting college this week again and my work decides to put up the worst shift rota in the history of mankind. If I'm to sit and take it as it is I wouldn't have a full day off(including work and college) for 2 and a half fucking weeks!

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck that fir a game eh sodgers!

Bought a new wireless mouse and the damn thing doesn't sync with the wireless usb plug. Gotta return that shit tomorrow after work.

My boss banged a chick and made her my boss.

how fucked up is that lol.guess you caj try to fuck her too

After more than an hour of frustration, beating the controller and swearing & being pissed of, I managed to beat the BEAVER BOTHER, a bonus stage in Donkey Kong 64!

The idea is simple: you play a crocodile that has to herd beavers into a hole. Everytime you bite, they run the same way at your crocodile was pointing. You have to get 15 of those beavers in the hole in under 60 seconds... sound easy? Fuck that. Once I was done, happy and all, I walk around the Creepy Castle level, and find a new bonus Stage... guess what?!

ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING BEAVER BOTHER

...don't worry. I also beat that... with the same ammount of frustration.

I have 97% of the game now. All that's left is a banana and a FUCKING Nintendo Coin. The Nintendo Coin can only be achieved beating DOnkey Kong Arcade... the first time was easy, but I got a banana. The second time the game fucks up and it's multiple times as hard!

FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME! FUCK IT!

Anyone remember this, and share my frustration?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3oRzcz6e-c

That, my friend, is a "no can do". But, hey, moving on.

Today I was annoyed by a guy on his fucking segway. He didnt do anything ,he just stood there on his fucking segway. I hate segways. There.

Should have pushed him over..