ah man i love prawns but im shit with rice, i wanna try cook it

I've only had one meal today, I made a cheese and bacon pasta bake for lunch with a glass of pear and blackberry juice, and an apricot yogurt for dessert.


Why do I not feel hungry again? That was hours ago..

monkfish.. add some oranges instead of lemons..... take their insides out and cook them alongside the rice also adding raisens with that rice is just obscenely delicious!!!!!!!

Oh man this turned out in a genious thread!

I have to build that rice recipe Monkfish posted!

Had loads of stuff lately, forgot half... will try and remember tomorrow (when sober)

today I ate 2 bags of maltesers and I'm to sick to eat anything else right now do not make any comment... I am allowed to eat that many maltesers because I am a woman and I need my chocolate!!!

or else....

Don't get me wrong, I like chocolate in most shapes and forms... but Mathesers are fake! They should've called them Cocolate Cookie Air... which is basically what it is! And they should've made them half as expensive as they are

If you are a true fan of chocolate you'll have to agree Malthesers are the atheists of Chocolate religion!

what did I say? Do NOT mess with my chocolate
Now I am forced to bite your head of and stick it under my chair like a piece of bubblegum

well said woman!!! poor poo lmao

Then get some REAL chocolate, because Mathesers isn't much chocolate! It's a sustitute for the real thing... Much like the surrogaatkoffie in the second worldwar. It's coffee, but not quite!

If I want to eat chocolate, I want a fucking big chunk of it

well...I have other things that are substitutes for the "Real thing" and they don't get tired, don't make a mess, I don't have to introduce them to my parents and are they don't snore...

the real thing is not allways better

but what has this to do with food?