the oracle got me fairly drunk again and its 4:47 am, i love my life

Fuck me untitled you mad bastard that was funny.

Thank god I forget where I leave my camera when I'm drunk..

i was wondering about that too

i couldn't sleep, it was 3 am and i decided to go online, then outta the blue oracle comes on and demands i get pissed, i went got some whisky, ended up sleeping with my face on the keyboard

kinda like this?

hahhahahah u could say so

Last night could only be described as bizarre for me.

Ended up in my usual club, there seemed to be a lot of fancy dress costumes going on, police uniforms, pirates etc. I ended up dancing with an Amy Winehouse lookalike, who after a while decided that I would look better in her wig than she did. So I spent the next 20 minutes with a huge black mop on my head. Only when she wanted it back she wanted my shirt too, and promptly stripped me off in the middle of the floor, to many, many wolfwhistles. One of the staff told me (quickly) to put it back on. But by then, she'd thrown it halfway across the dance floor, so I had to go retrieve it (topless).
The next 10 minutes was spent trying to avoid half a dozen women all trying to give me their phone numbers. Most of whom were 15-20 years older than me.
The worst one must have been fifty five and weighed 18 stone. Believe me when I say, you wouldn't want to go there, even with someone else's..

I've never felt so embarrassed in my life.




I'm definately going back next week.

Switched from a wireless connection to a wired and downloads are now very fast!

Yeah I had that too. You probably had half a dozen people using your connection at the same time as you, and for free. One of the big businesses near me has wireless and we use it for fast free downloads for our work laptops. No one is any the wiser..

gotta love the 21st century....

ah it was pretty funny getting hammered with cogglez thursday and friday night. we were meant to do a switch off, i started off with red wine and was going to switch to whiskey and he was on whiskey and was going to switch to wine.. he didn't make it that far lol.. so next night we started over and he vanished again! lol wtf mate!!!!

Had the day off. Went to the bank, ran in the park, walked around for a bit in said park. Went home and it started raining again. Watched a movie and did some shit around the house. So I had a much needed good day today.