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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:58 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 1729Location: HungaryJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:53 pm
Lol, just read it, it's funny there :-D

Chaos (you want rap music? take it!)

Oh yep, here the fuck is 49 cent & BMX, yep EMOnem is here too, yep shake yo’ head yo fuckin shoe cos I rap in the mic like: yeah I’m the biggest gangsta, I have a gang and we’ll fuck ya. Yea I spit my words and ya suck them and if ya spit ya words I say fuck them. Oh yep cos ya like to shake yo’ head meantime ya don’t understand what the rappers said: they say you’re a bitch but ya don’t mind cos ya don’t speak english ya fuckin blind, but ya shake your head oh yeah, come shake my dick and I shit yo’ leg.
You like 49 cent? Then come suck my ass!
You like BMX? Then ya like animal sex!
You like EMOnem? Then find a psychologist man!
Or you like someone else? Then fuck off and go to hell!
Fuck rap music, fuck rappers – they do nothing they’re glitchers.
But they’re not the biggest fuckers, them, who listen to them, they’re like Chris Crockers…
LEAVE BRTINEY ALONE – so you go on
LEAVE THE ’LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE’ GUY ALONE – so you fuck off
Come on you bitch, you like rap music? Then my grab my penis-denis and use it
Come on you bitch, you like rap men? Then grab my balls and suck them.
You like Mabb Deep? Suck my cock deep.
You like C12? Oh my god I tear my hair.
You like Ogre G & Jank-E? Oh no, fuck me.
What do I figure out, who do I figure out? You can’t even decide what am I talking about.
Go to street and sell your body, we all know that being gay – oh you love it. Go to home, listen to rap, you’ll never realize you’re a crap. Lie down, fall asleep, I wish you’d never wake up you fuckin dick. Dream about being the biggest gangsta, you’ll never realize that you’re the most miserable fucka.
HAHAHA fuckin dick, I laugh on you you creepy prick –
HAHAHA cheapy bitch, for you, no one will ever teach what’s the mean in life, you’ll never know, what a fuck you are, you’ll never know.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:27 pm
User avatarHot ChickHot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
the person who wrote this must be schizophrenic :roll: i cnt find anything funny


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:54 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 1999Location: Cork - IrelandJoined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:08 am
erika wrote:
the person who wrote this must be schizophrenic :roll: i cnt find anything funny


prolly a white man that is just frustrated that black rappers get the nicest blonde chics =)



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:00 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 6933Location: Scotland UKJoined: Wed May 23, 2007 2:57 pm
i don't see anything that rymes, i eat rythem i sleep it too but i certainly aint eating nothing here :lol:



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:34 am
User avatarThe Orange AuthorityThe Orange AuthorityPosts: 4748Location: NetherlandsJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:39 pm
It comes very close to rap. It's shit. All talk, no deeds.



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