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Author:  dirt [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:08 pm ]
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Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

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A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me.
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He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness.

Author:  jetsonik112 [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:25 pm ]
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Almost as bad as the guy who had sex with the pavement:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm

Another guy did it with a lamp post:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580899/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-lamp-post.html

And this guy had sex with a bike:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html




Wonder what the age of consent for a bike is? :lol:

Author:  dirt [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:33 pm ]
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dont you just love us english people :lol:

Author:  Cogglesz [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:34 pm ]
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A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
holy shit :shock: :lol:


never knew about this stuff :lol:

Author:  Blacklabel [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:44 pm ]
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:lol: ROFLMAO :lol:

Author:  kkikx74 [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:09 am ]
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:woops: oh my god! well we shouldnt be so judgemntal :-D maybe the lamp post was really hot :-D dont tell me youve never seen a cute lamp post? anyone? :oops:

Author:  dirt [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:35 am ]
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Oh it gets better:

Man with a henry hoover: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... oover.html

And a man with a fence: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main. ... nce121.xml

Jesus christ.

does this have a term for it as in name
i.e someone having sex with an animal is beastiality
seems weird people having sex with inaminate objects
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Author:  jugo [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:31 am ]
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Image

Author:  JimbQ [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:46 am ]
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don't knock it til you've tried it :lol:

Author:  Nea. [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:57 am ]
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i think im gonna be sick :shock: how can guys get so desperate? lmfao. 2girls1cup was betta than this shit :lol: :lol:

Author:  Joschka [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:36 am ]
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dirt wrote:
does this have a term for it as in name

weird people having sex with inaminate objects


objectophilia

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spi ... 92,00.html

Author:  feelthy [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:06 pm ]
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Joschka wrote:
dirt wrote:
does this have a term for it as in name

weird people having sex with inaminate objects


objectophilia

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spi ... 92,00.html

we're all objectophiles a bit


many single men tend to be kleenexophiles

Author:  *PinHead* [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:03 pm ]
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i once got raped by a mosquito.the fucker keeped entering my mouth.again and again and again. :lol:

Author:  pyro [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:36 pm ]
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I would have loved to have been in the court room when he said, "So yeah, ermmm, basically, I got raped by, by a dog?" Poor lawyer having to try and back him up on that one.

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