Kids, use the following story as an advice on how NOT to do things. You could end up being fucked about by some stupid cunts.
So, here's what happened last night :
Was going home from my mates house where we watched Spain - USA (he actually lost 160 euros betting on Spain, what a dumbass), and i met this dude with who i was studying in the same school, he got expelled last year. He called me and i sat with him in this cafe, after a 30 minute chat he gave me a 100 dolar bill and told me to pay because he stole that from his dad and that cafe was his uncle's and the waiters knew him and he didn't want to be seen with those money. So, i paid, gave him the change, and then he started cheering and screaming.
He told me how he didn't believe i'd make it without being caught and told me it was a fake one. IT WAS A FAKE BILL. (judging his acting i'm pretty sure he didn't lie about it)
The cafe had security cameras, and now i'm pretty much fucked.
I don't have the balls to go to the police and even less go back in that cafe..... i'm just sitting here, waiting for the police to knock on my door any minute now.....
Gosh, they'll all get heart attacks in my house coz of this......
I don't know what the fuck to do......

Ask him if he's got any more

Seriously though, he started cheering ?????? wot a tool, if that's on the cctv then don't stress it.

Go back to the café, explain what happened, pay with your own real money.

OR.. plead complete ignorance. lie your ass off, if youre accused, get angry.

I wish it was that easy. Don't forget i'll have to deal with those 3 thugs afterwards.


Yea, i've thought of that, it looks as the most....... convenient solution. That and praying i'll never get caught.

But, let's look on the bright side of today, i just bought my tickets to the EXIT festival, on 12-th July, on my 18-th birthday, i'll get to see The Prodigy.
At least, hopefully i'll get to se them, i'll have to dodge cops for 3 weeks.
Guilty consciounce is such a terrible thing to cope with.

usually CCTV cameras are very poor quality. i wouldnt worry about it dude, seriously, nothings gonna happen.

Do you think the CCTV captured that guy giving you the money to pay? Maybe that could help prove it wasn't you doing it intentionally.

Just say you had no idea it was a fake bill.

best thing to do i mean everyday you trade cash about with different shops so thats the perfect excuse i dont think they'll think your some member of a money laundering society

+1

Unless they notice from how he gave it to you, if it looked suspicious they wont believe you.

Worst case scenario is to tell them the whole story and he will get fucked.

Just pretend u r blind or u have temp memory loss , mental illness or smth lolllooo

stay away from sociopaths my friend!

You know...Many fine books have been written in prison....

Ull be alright

Here in Macedonia, 17 year old kids with 100 dollar bills is not a scene you'll see often.
I hope websheriff is gone for good, if he sees my post, i'm screwed!

I was a cashier once and it was always our fault if we accepted fake notes. In other words it's the cafe's fault for accepting it, they should have checked it better...