edit: im simplifying this..
stupid shit
cool shit
unbelievable shit
funny stories
one night stands
waking up in ppls driveways etc
tell your interesting stories.
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| Author: | Warrior [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:33 am ] |
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edit: im simplifying this.. stupid shit cool shit unbelievable shit funny stories one night stands waking up in ppls driveways etc tell your interesting stories.
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| Author: | Warrior [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:54 pm ] |
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I need to trigger the memories with some substance, right now ive just got a fucked up hangover 
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| Author: | gava [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:45 pm ] |
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ok ok here's 1 when i was a kid me and my father was at the lake and i was prepairing myself to throw a rock in the water , he was standin next 2 me and when i tried 2 throw a rock i hit him in the head , i felt like a fucking imbecil or smth looollllllooondon |
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| Author: | Warrior [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:39 pm ] |
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what started out as a joke, i tricked this guy, me pretending to be a 12 year old girl, (i knew this guy was a sick fuck) gave him a fake address. the idiot went around the house, got arrested, turned out he had a load of kiddy porn, went to jail for 10 years
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| Author: | Warrior [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:50 pm ] |
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another one.. jumped in front of a tube, trying to pull an old man off the tracks, i was a little drunk, the train was far enough away for me to get there in time, so i thought, i got clipped by the train, ended up laying on the platform with a broken leg. n well u can guess what happened to the guy. another kinda funny one.. my first 3 months living in london i was flat broke, i went thru a phase where i got addicted to stealing lol, i think i robbed atleast £2000 my local sainsbury. funny thing was i stopped after i got my shit together, then nicked just a red bull can a year later n got busted, the price? had to give them their pound 
another one.. i got a restraining order from piccadilly circus religious preacher phil howard  my mate n i used to go down when we were drunk and mock all the bullshit that came out of his mouth, heckle him till he had to left, a lot of what he said was anti-gay hate speach disguised as religion, but then he would quote freddie mercury lyrics in his preaching? the guys head wasnt screwed on right. funny thing was, i moved further east, and he decided to move his preaching outside stratford station, which i happened to use every day 
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| Author: | Manny [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:38 am ] |
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Slept with my ex-gf's bf after we broke up. Shhhhhh |
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| Author: | jugo [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:52 pm ] |
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did your ex-girlfriend's boyfriend make the first move, or did you initiate it? |
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| Author: | Manny [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:59 pm ] |
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jugo wrote: did your ex-girlfriend's boyfriend make the first move, or did you initiate it?
lol By bf I meant best friend, it's a woman not a dude. Guess I should have made that clear.
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| Author: | Zap Ann [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:30 pm ] |
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Last week end I went to Lille (French north city) to see a friend. Me and my friend (we are 2 girls) arrived at 1.30am in car. I saw a young man stoped near the car, at the corner of the street, but i was not worry about him, so I went out to take our luggage. Suddently my friend call me "Aurélie!! Go back in the car!! hurry!!". The man was masturbating just behind me! 
So I go back in the car. We were laughing so hard his cock went flaccid and he left
(hope my english was not too bad this time  )
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| Author: | Warrior [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:08 am ] |
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Zap Ann wrote: Last week end I went to Lille (French north city) to see a friend.
Me and my friend (we are 2 girls) arrived at 1.30am in car. I saw a young man stoped near the car, at the corner of the street, but i was not worry about him, so I went out to take our luggage. Suddently my friend call me "Aurélie!! Go back in the car!! hurry!!". The man was masturbating just behind me! So I go back in the car. We were laughing so hard his cock went flaccid and he left (hope my english was not too bad this time )haha, no, english was good! |
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| Author: | Blacklabel [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:01 am ] |
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Amazing
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| Author: | kdjdjdhdfjhsdfhks [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:23 am ] |
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Zap Ann wrote: ...
)This is a killer
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