Nine days to go and it's going to happen, I'm getting married! Already shaking and nervous lol
It feels that I just can't wait it any longer. Any good tips and advices for that day? 
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| Author: | Mika [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:31 am ] |
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Nine days to go and it's going to happen, I'm getting married! Already shaking and nervous lol It feels that I just can't wait it any longer. Any good tips and advices for that day?
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| Author: | Warrior [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:40 am ] |
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1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it) 2. use lubrication 3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4) 4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy 5. do not get drunk. do snort coke. 6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke |
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| Author: | Randy Bo Bandy [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:34 am ] |
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warrior wrote: 1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it)
2. use lubrication 3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4) 4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy 5. do not get drunk. do snort coke. 6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke That's the best advice I have ever heard anybody say ever. |
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| Author: | gava [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:33 am ] |
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LOOOOL i almost pissed my pants , warrior u r 1 twisted marriage counselor |
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| Author: | Mika [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:11 pm ] |
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Thanks for the good tips lol Now how about the real advices?
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| Author: | Warrior [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 pm ] |
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| Author: | Electronic_Punk® [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:27 pm ] |
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get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob. |
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| Author: | Warrior [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:11 pm ] |
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Electronic_Punk® wrote: get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob.
or shave your pubes into a V. dye one side purple, one side green, and then tattoo keith on your knob. if you want maxim just dreadlock your pubes and visit a tanning bed a few times. |
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| Author: | MoozeBlaster [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:03 pm ] |
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warrior wrote: 1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it)
2. use lubrication 3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4) 4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy 5. do not get drunk. do snort coke. 6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke haha good shit! 
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| Author: | Randy Bo Bandy [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:59 pm ] |
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warrior wrote: Electronic_Punk® wrote: get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob. or shave your pubes into a V. dye one side purple, one side green, and then tattoo keith on your knob. if you want maxim just dreadlock your pubes and visit a tanning bed a few times.   
dude, you have made me spill beer on my laptop Comedy genius... and a cunt, rolled into one! |
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| Author: | filtermadg [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:31 pm ] |
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yeah a comedian, a sociopath, nice guy and agony aunt rolled into one lol |
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| Author: | Negative Creep [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:13 pm ] |
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Ready for the big day mate? |
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| Author: | erika [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:18 pm ] |
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omg congrats Mika!! whos that lucky girl 
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| Author: | Mika [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:49 pm ] |
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Eija is my lucky girl Four nights to go and then... BANG! Will post some pics afterwards.
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| Author: | erika [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:54 pm ] |
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lovely name
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