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Mika
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:31 am
User avatarColonelColonelPosts: 868Location: FinlandJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:48 pm
Nine days to go and it's going to happen, I'm getting married! Already shaking and nervous lol :lol: It feels that I just can't wait it any longer. Any good tips and advices for that day? 8-)


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Warrior
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:40 am
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it)
2. use lubrication
3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4)
4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy
5. do not get drunk. do snort coke.
6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke


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Randy Bo Bandy
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:34 am
User avatarSergeantSergeantPosts: 418Location: Worcester, EnglandJoined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:22 pm
warrior wrote:
1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it)
2. use lubrication
3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4)
4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy
5. do not get drunk. do snort coke.
6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke


That's the best advice I have ever heard anybody say ever.



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gava
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:33 am
User avatarModeratorModeratorPosts: 2661Location: Zagreb, CroatiaJoined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:15 am
LOOOOL i almost pissed my pants , warrior u r 1 twisted marriage counselor



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Mika
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:11 pm
User avatarColonelColonelPosts: 868Location: FinlandJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:48 pm
Thanks for the good tips lol :lol: Now how about the real advices?


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Warrior
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
:deserted:


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Electronic_Punk®
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:27 pm
User avatarProdigious ArabPosts: 4204Location: The Dark SideJoined: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:22 pm
get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob.



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Warrior
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:11 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
Electronic_Punk® wrote:
get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob.


or shave your pubes into a V. dye one side purple, one side green, and then tattoo keith on your knob.

if you want maxim just dreadlock your pubes and visit a tanning bed a few times.


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MoozeBlaster
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:03 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 2006Location: NorwayJoined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:50 pm
warrior wrote:
1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it)
2. use lubrication
3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4)
4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy
5. do not get drunk. do snort coke.
6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke


haha good shit! :twisted:



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Randy Bo Bandy
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:59 pm
User avatarSergeantSergeantPosts: 418Location: Worcester, EnglandJoined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:22 pm
warrior wrote:
Electronic_Punk® wrote:
get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob.


or shave your pubes into a V. dye one side purple, one side green, and then tattoo keith on your knob.

if you want maxim just dreadlock your pubes and visit a tanning bed a few times.


:clap: :rofl1: :rofl:

dude, you have made me spill beer on my laptop


Comedy genius... and a cunt, rolled into one!



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filtermadg
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:31 pm
User avatarSergeantSergeantPosts: 495Location: Belfast, IrelandJoined: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:57 pm
yeah a comedian, a sociopath, nice guy and agony aunt rolled into one lol



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Negative Creep
PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:13 pm
User avatarGeneralGeneralPosts: 1951Location: Athens, GreeceJoined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:43 am
Ready for the big day mate?



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erika
PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:18 pm
User avatarHot ChickHot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
omg congrats Mika!! whos that lucky girl :)


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Mika
PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:49 pm
User avatarColonelColonelPosts: 868Location: FinlandJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:48 pm
Eija is my lucky girl :) Four nights to go and then... BANG! Will post some pics afterwards.


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erika
PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:54 pm
User avatarHot ChickHot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
lovely name :)


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