Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open?
(yeah its very boring here..)
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| Author: | MoozeBlaster [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:55 am ] |
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open?
(yeah its very boring here..) |
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| Author: | untitled6 [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:20 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris can shit without a shit |
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| Author: | feelthy [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:46 pm ] |
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I had a good one but it seems it only works in French. The French for Sound Barrier literally means: Wall of Sound. And the gag would be: Chuck Norris did a graffiti on the Wall of Sound. |
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| Author: | untitled6 [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:53 pm ] |
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God's son took the name of Jesus because Chuck's name was already taken. |
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| Author: | MoozeBlaster [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:11 pm ] |
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. |
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| Author: | Warrior [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:22 pm ] |
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MoozeBlaster wrote: Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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| Author: | 4ever2mind [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:29 pm ] |
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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| Author: | Harbinger [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:24 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris uncorks Rich  
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| Author: | feelthy [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:37 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. |
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| Author: | Negative Creep [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:37 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero |
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| Author: | feelthy [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:49 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris once had a part-time job of woodcutter in the Sahara. |
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| Author: | Chavah [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:13 pm ] |
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When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck-norrised. |
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| Author: | Alien Pineapple [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:37 pm ] |
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Yeah we doin a chuck Norris thread now
Chuck Norris can talk about fight club |
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| Author: | Chavah [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:47 pm ] |
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Yo mamma's so old she was a waitress at last supper!!! |
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| Author: | Manny [ Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:08 am ] |
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You guys got it all wrong. If Jack Bauer were gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer attacks! |
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