my brother - snoring


you know i was driving my car which i do not have, own or drive and i herd somthing in the boot of the car, i decided to stop and check, and there it was..... my cat charly had been tied up by liam, he never shot him because he was scared he wouldnt get in my house again like keith flint so he may have got around gettin banned this time, but never again

You're mad!

Black Sun Empire - Dark Girl

True Faith-take me away :headbang:

Coggles you'll never believe this.

Me and my dad decided to go to the car-wash ... you know to clean up the car.

But my dad always gives a little extra to the cleaning guy.

But this time they had a new cleaner... it was Keith!
So we were sitting in the car while he like sprays all the dirty bugs off the windows....
but he had this scary smile , y'know, and just keeps staring at me.
My dad didn't noticed because he was listening to the music.

I was afraid to tell my dad about him putting flowers in our garden and stuff,
because my dad always thinks I'm the one doing that so I get money for it y'know.

Anyway Keith was done cleaning, and the automatic shit pulls the car into the car-wash.

BUT KEITH JUST FOLLOWS OUR CAR THROUGH THE CAR WASH

It was really , REALLY scary.
His hair was burning away when our car stood still in the dry room !
I was like what the fuck and I mentally lost it and screamed for my dad to go in Full Throttle and get the fuck out of there.

So we went in full throttle 'n stuff and Keith just kept on following our car and screaming "Floooweeeers , flooooweeeeers" .

You' re so fucking mad

Prodigy - No Good (Start The Dance)

holy shit staZ thats not happend to me yet mate

liam was round here today tho

trying to fix my m-audio controller and he was like, emm i don't know how this works.

i was like WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?!?!?!

and he said oh his sound guy usually does it all for him

i asked for his name

it was



MR. BEAN FROM LONG AGO

Of course Liam take MY guest-room when he was on Hungary before Volt-Festival He payed with all the tracks which will release on the fifth album

he would need mr been to help him set up though would he not

Nah nah I helped him But he was unsatisfied with this payment... Just some tracks for a room, so he cleaned all my windows too

infact if he had all the 5th albums music on it and mabay acidently played them at a gig or infact deleted them when he was fucked


could be the reason always outnumbered was deylayed

oh shit maxims here,


he wants to know what should he cook tonight



any ideas ?

Roasted Keith's hair as a garnish

since maxim was round here i thought i'd tell him i have a bit of a cold

i didnt' know what i was in for

he said ok then, gave me an evil look, put his "Black" cheif hat on and black mushtash painting and started screaming and dancing at my food

shouting repeativly that he has turned my food into a rythmical remedy

LOL

What about this one:

I was walking to the supermarket, and suddenly I see a bum in front of the store.

When I took a better look I was sure it was Liam.
He had grown a large beard though and he looked like shit.
He had a small trash bin next to him, there was written
"Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned" on it.

Then he asked me for some money and when I said no he screamed
that he needed champaign.

I felt a little guilty so when I was done in the supermarket buying my
stuff I decided to get a small beer can for Liam.

When I gave it to him , he looked me in the eyes.
His mouth smiled, but then changed mad.

"AH WANNA CHAMPAIGN , NA MEAN, CHAMPAIGN !"

Then he threw the beer can away and decided to make a run for it because
the fuzz were coming for him...

Yeah that's right just like in the EITP video.

I'm kinda worried now...
I hope the gig tomorrow won't be cancelled lol