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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:17 am
User avatarA.K.A. feelxPosts: 3059Location: Montréal, QCJoined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:32 pm
You like watching movies? Me too.
You like some good movie lines? Yep, me too again.

Then let's just do a quotes thread. (And let's keep this thread alive :!: if it can be funny I know we can have some good fun here)


The way it's going to work is simple: I will start with a quote (from any movie), someone replies to it with another quote (from another movie), and then someone else with other quote, etc. and it simply has to be as coherent (main objective) and funny (optional objective) as possible. There needs to be some connection between them, the goal is not a 'random quotes' topic. Are you with me?

Hint: help yourself with the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) to find some quotes (a lot of quotes from a lot of movies can be found on that site) and to give the source movie (as we might not know it - but it's optional).









So here's a first one:



"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

from Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs (1992)


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:00 pm
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So you mean ie

"HEY, REMEMBER ME ? BENNY BLANCO FROM THE BRONX ?"

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"English, motherfucker, do you speak it ?"



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:12 pm
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Invaders Must Die wrote:
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it ?"


DIE HARD 3 ???



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:13 pm
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methinks you haven't quite got the idea flashcracker, but never mind :lol:


another classic unintentional comedy thread in the making here.....



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:19 pm
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you just need to answer with a quote

Invaders Must Die wrote:
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"You talkin' to me?"



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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:51 am
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jugo wrote:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Maybe someday you'll wake the fuck up."


Frank Costello, The Departed (2006)



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:19 pm
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haha, good one



"Better get him over to the hospital. I don't expect him to live out the week."

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"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"



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Quote:
"The things you own end up owning you."

Quote:
"When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

Quote:
"<If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.

>Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.

<Well then I'll tell her myself."

Quote:
"<Where'd you get the pistol?
>At the gettin' place.
<Did you buy that gun?
>No. I found it.
<Llewelyn!
>What? Quit hollerin'.
<What'd you give for that thing?
>You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
<I need to know that.
>You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.
<Big talk.
>Keep it up.
<Fine. I don't wanna' know. I don't even wanna' know where you been all day.
>That'll work."

Quote:
Every being in the universe knows right from wrong

Quote:
I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:58 pm
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Invaders Must Die wrote:
"This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."

"Calm down, alright? Most people in the world do it every day. What's the big deal?"

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