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Author:  Cogglesz [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:51 am ]
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Whats the worst film you've ever seen and what made it so horrible ?


mines is a toughy but i think that team america movie was one of the worst for me, because i had high expectations for it since i love south park, and it was released in cinema's on my birthday so i went and seen it with a few mates.



A close second is Bruno, i had high expectations of this too since ali g and borat kicked so much ass, i just couldn't believe it, it felt like you were watching a 6th sequel to something you hated, i felt if you were even just 1% homophobe you'd hate it, i've had a gay guy kiss me in a nightclub because i gave him a smoke, i never ran away i just felt a bit weird but when i watched this fucking movie i ran away.


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Author:  Leezy [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:09 pm ]
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Saw the new Halloween II the other week, the first half hour was actually pretty good but then when it all turned out to be nothing more than a dream it really turned into a right TURD of a movie! A fuckin mess of a movie. Sayin that tho, Halloween Resurrection was a really fuckin awful movie, Busta Rhymes?? WTF?

Watched The Unborn the other night, another shit movie, alright it had a few scares but its still shit! Why the hell Gary Oldman agreed to appear in that movie is beyond me.

Austin Powers in Goldmember was just one of the shittest things I've ever seen too, too bad cause the first two actually had a few funny moments in them, all of the attempts at humor in the 3rd one really did fail big-time.

I would also have to say that all the Saw movies are shit too, the first one was actually really good but now they just feel like a fuckin soap opera, they really are milking the franchise to death.

Another few really shit movies that shouldn't have been made...

Alien Resurrection
Terminator 3 & Salvation
Beverly Hills Cop 3
Alien vs Predator (1 and 2)
Quantum of Solace (as much as I am a big Bond fan, this one really feels just like a Jason Bourne film with no story at all)

I'm sure there's plenty more but thats just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
Author:  jetsonik112 [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:14 pm ]
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Obviously Batman And Robin. Shit to the nth degree.

Close behind is Magnolia and either of the Starship Trooper sequels.

I actually liked Team America, it was quotable to death. 'Film Actors Guild are pussies' speech still makes me laugh. As does the 'Michael Bay/ Pearl Harbor' song.
Author:  ChemicaL [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:00 pm ]
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Its been said before, but I just have to say it again: TWILIGHT!

Shit, no, wait, AVATAR!

Really cant make up my mind between these two.

And the TITANIC.
Author:  Blacklabel [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:12 pm ]
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Anything Uwe Boll has laid his hands upon...
Author:  Stuie [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:40 pm ]
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Moulin Rouge.

FUCKING WORST 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE.

I'll never get those 2 hours back.
Author:  Blacklabel [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:01 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nabkzVmamo
Author:  Agent Orange [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:51 pm ]
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ChemicaL wrote:
Its been said before, but I just have to say it again: TWILIGHT!

Shit, no, wait, AVATAR!

Really cant make up my mind between these two.

And the TITANIC.


Overreacting, srsly. Titanic and Avatar are not 'the worst' of the worst.

Watch Robot Monster, Basic Instinct 2, Alone in the Dark.

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Author:  JimbQ [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:12 pm ]
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Starship Troopers 2
Undercover Brother
Disaster Movie
Vertical Limit
Snakes on a Train
Manos - Hands of Fate

Urg! :evil:
Author:  themanikin [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:44 am ]
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Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Terminator 3
Interview with the vampire (overrated)
Daredevil
Nosferatu in Venice
Underworld 2
Van Helsing
The Mummy 3
Cut (with Kylie Minogue!)
Author:  MoozeBlaster [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:48 pm ]
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ChemicaL wrote:

Shit, no, wait, AVATAR!

Really cant make up my mind between these two.

And the TITANIC.


You just like to stand out as different.. right? :lol:

anyway.. my votes:

- The Piano
- Dungeon Girl
- Never Back Down
- Most big and serious Norwegian movies. :evil:
Author:  MoozeBlaster [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:51 pm ]
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[quote="live4ever2008"
Quantum of Solace (as much as I am a big Bond fan, this one really feels just like a Jason Bourne film with no story at all)
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Thats a big plus in my book. I hate the bond concept.. the last one was a step in the right direction.. much less snobbery, more action and serious agent-shit.. good for him. :twisted:
Author:  Leezy [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:33 pm ]
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Quote:
="MoozeBlaster"][quote="live4ever2008"
Quantum of Solace (as much as I am a big Bond fan, this one really feels just like a Jason Bourne film with no story at all)


Thats a big plus in my book. I hate the bond concept.. the last one was a step in the right direction.. much less snobbery, more action and serious agent-shit.. good for him. :twisted:[/quote]

Yeh I know what u mean but QOS was such a badly paced film, it felt literally not much more than that, just one action scene after another, I think it was one of the shortest bond movies as well (106 mins), feels like they just cut out all the scenes that followed the story n just left the action scenes in.
The action is good tho! (even if you could hardly follow what was happening due to the camera bein so wobbly, lol)
Author:  JimbQ [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:15 pm ]
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Oh, and Cabin Fever is awful in my mind too...
Author:  themanikin [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:35 pm ]
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MoozeBlaster wrote:
- Most big and serious Norwegian movies. :evil:


"Insomnia" with Stellan Skarsgård is a GREAT norwegian movie... Don't you like it?
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