The fact that I can only see out of 1 eye at the moment. A couple of guys started some shit over the weekend which they were unprepared to finish themselves. This resulted in my eye getting sliced and my head opened up by a group with what felt like snooker cues. Fucking cowards, cannot beleive it took that many shitheads to do the job.

On the upside, I got some very nice care from a stunner of a nurse, which was nice

i was cleaning my keyboard today and somehow i've made the font on bk really small while other sites are fine.

anybody know the command for firefox to sort this ?

would also be nice if u used a big font to tell me

Start looking at the whereabouts of Ronnie, Stephen, and the rest!!!!

Just joking!!! I feel for you, once 5 guys jumped on me for no reason at all, just round the corner of my house. Got beaten pretty badly!!!

hey. going away for 3months in a hour. so be good people, celebrate the noismaker!

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I'm sick. Caught myself a cold and it's viral so there isn't shit I can really do about it besides tough it out and overcome it. Bummer.

i havent got anything to complain about, and that fucking pisses me off.

actually thats a lie, but im not the complaing type.

It's not a cold. It's MANFLU.

Therefore you should complain to anyone within earshot that you feel like death warmed up, and the only cure is for them to wait on you hand and foot and bring you lots of food and drink until you feel better, which in the current climate could be anything up to a fortnight.


It's worth a try anyway...

I shat in my pants big time earlier. I was driving home coming off the M25 at around 65mph and when I pressed the brake pedal nothing happened.

Oh shit.

Luckily the lights were green so I managed to get through without stopping, and used the handbrake to slow the car enough and safely pull over before the bend a couple of hundred yards ahead. Tried the pedal again and it was working, but the brakes just did nothing at all. So I gingerly and very slowly drove down the the nearest Kwikfit and had them have a look at it.

Upshot is my front pads and discs weren't working at all. Somehow they'd seized in the 5 miles or so I'd driven on the motorway and were locked solid.

I'm now £160 lighter in the wallet, but at least I can stop.

jesus christ jet, i'd have missed a couple heartbeats


heres what Pissed me off today.

cooked a badass stir fry for lunch, had these really hot chilli's in them, i cut them and sliced em and threw them in, then i had a smoke and by that time i went for a piss too, i forgot to wash my hands after slicing those hot chilli's and now my lip burns along with another part of my body its like a burn you can't stop its been like 2 hours now and i still feel it

Dunk it in beer. That'll fix it.

Just don't drink it afterwards.

Gava's Signature.... sad but true...

Me and my girlfriend broke up after over two and a half years!!

This isn't a bad thing mind you, it was somewhat of a mutual agreement. The hard part is all the people around her that I've come to know. Her mum, dad, little brother and sister (who had a kid around a year and a half ago that refers to me as uncle Rob ). This kind of shit makes me sad you know? All of my family love Megs, I'm going to have to break the news to them. It's testement to our relationship though that I'm feeling upset about these things more than the actual breakup! We still care for each other a lot, she's pretty much my best friend! But who knows how long that will last? From expeirience things like that don't usual work out!

A lot of times I wish we had met 5 years from now! Who knows? If we're meant for each other maybe we will be? No one knows this shit! But for now it seems I'm back in the single lane, it's a funny place for me! I've been in 3 seperate long term relationships since I was around 17 (I'm now 22) so I can't say I've ever really explored the single life to it's full extent.

It's funny I havn't spoke to many people about this yet due to the fact I left my mobile at my dads on Sunday (he lives a couple of hours away). This has always been a pretty mature place and people often share pretty intimate stuff! I'm feeling pretty wierd at the moment, trying to do all I can to keep my mind off it!

Cheers for reading.

I really feel for ya man, that happened to me when me and my ex split up, my family got real close to her especially my son and it was heartbreaking for them not to be in contact anymore but things move on and get better with time.

Its a good thing that you still are friends though rather than it being messy.

Single life ain't so bad though, i'm six months into it and things couldn't be better. You see your mates all the time and not have any hassle off anyone, its nice and relaxing

Hope things get better for you mate, i'll have a pint for you later