Cheers my man!!

I'm deffinetly looking forward to more time with the lads! It will give me so much free time. Yipeee!

I broke a tooth this morning eating breakfast. It's the 3rd one back from my right upper canine (the one before the first big molar) and it hurt like fuck. I went to the dentist and she put a temporary filling in, but she can't fix it till Tuesday. While I was there, she did a check up on the rest of my mouth and I also need an old crown replacing (I broke it originally when I was 13) and 2 more fillings. It's gonna cost me nearly £200 to fix.


FUCKFUCKFUCK etc.

My fucking flatmate who makes stinking dinner at 11pm...

O.o My daughter woke at 5 this mornin... that was annoying. And these damn builders nxt door doin this geezers roof, keep whistling everytime i put a dam dirty nappy in the bin. Iv a good mind 2 throw it at them damn buncha pervs.

Finally got limited edition of COPE but all the corners are fucked up and creased, there's indentions all over the front & back cover and even inside the gatefold. WTF Marine Parade. I've never seen vinyl shipped out so poorly.

Holy fucking fuck shit fuck! I was walking around my house and I took a corner too sharp and my little toe caught the corner of the floor molding and it bent the toenail back and I think it's gonna fall off! OUCH! there's blood everywhere lol

omg what a hot weekend, the heatwave is mega down here. I went for a swim to the local lake, there is 200+ people here. the water is puddle of piss then actually H2O.

My next door neighbour is using some sort of vibrator I think. Buzzing sound and the occasional groan. My bedroom backs on to hers.

Wouldn't be so bad if she was fit, but she's in her 50s and ugly and fat. Don't wanna be hearing her groans of pleasure! Dirrrrty bitch!

Next time she starts, run to her front door and shout through her letterbox; 'I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!' (Best do this in a silly sing-song voice to disguise your own.) If it all goes quiet then you'll know she's up to something naughty. Then all should be well for a while as she'll be too embarrassed to do it again.

If not, she might just be doing some DIY...?

sneaking in my ganja into global gathering will be a bit of a pain...sniffer dogs!

rockness had sniffer dogs too, but me and my brother pre-rolled alot of them then put them in a tin underneath a packet of tobacco, it fooled the dog :D

Real Madrid.

Cunts.

A normal 5 min drive from work took me an hour cos they're playing down the road from me tonight.

get hold of a hollow butt plug

Last exam (retake grrr) in 8hours... Hope that's the last one in my life...

i've been up all night drinking my head off and i thought i'd be able to sleep but i can't and i've got two gigs to go to today...the first one starts about 1 pm

dammit !