i have a confession. i want an orgy with all the girls on this forum, plus liam n keiths wives (havent seen maxims, n his dick probably bigger than mine?)

bump!

i busted open a 3 year old girl's head with a big rock, i was only 6 years old and i didnt mean it.

no one knew i did it, they rushed her to the hospital, i hope she made it.

your a mug.. u know the rest

at least your not in jail getting passed around as ass meat.

At the graduation-party I got totally pissed and a security guy threw me out of the disco. You have to know that this disco is right beside a famous opera to where suited people go Somehow I managed to get there on my feet but then I collapsed on the stairs. I called my friend to come out for me, but till he arrived I puked on the stairs three times. I think people cursed me next day: the nice and popular opera's stairs are full of my well digested lunch!

Another story:
Me and my friend went down to a pub just to talk and drop in some vodkas and beers. Well, we stayed until closing time and when the seller woman told us we should go cos she has to close we went to pay of course. It was out the price is more than the amount of money we had. We were less with a lot of money. I told the woman I will come back next day to pay it out, but I saw she didn't believe me. Of course, who would have done that?
But I (and my friend too) was happy that she didn't call the cops, she let us go.
Next day I really went back with the money we owe her and she got so stunned that for some minutes she was just standing there with eyes wide open, repeating over and over again that she might hallucinate. I repeated her over and over again that she does not then I gave her the money. She gave me a free beer and was blessing me until I drunk that.

One more money story:
I was working in a paying car-park last year. A guy came in one night and said he wants to stay for one night. I told him where to park his car and then he came to pay. One night cost 1200 HUF in that time. He gave me 12000. I turned to the cashier's desk to give him back 9000 and when I turned back I saw he disappeared. I quickly looked around and I saw that he is already out and 20 metres away. He forgot his 9000! That's a kind of good money I could have just pocket, but I did not. I went after the guy and gave him back. He told me he thought he gives me a 1000 plus a 200, but he gave me a 10000 and a 200. He thanked me and went away.

Another story from the car park:
At midnight I had to close both entrances and let the dog out. I closed the main entrance and as I was cycling to the other one I heard silent whispers from a trailer that parks there. I went nearer to it to tell them that I have to close the place so they must leave. As I was looking inside the window I saw they are actually fucking.
It was me who was ashamed to knock in and tell that hey you should just go until u don't want that doggie to bite your asses.

I was walking through London at 4am in the morning after a mad night out in Covent Garden, heading back to my hotel. As I was walking along I saw a women with blood all over her on the otherside of the road walking funny. As she saw me she started screaming "help, please help, please, help me". Now at this point I should explain that I don't live in London and hardly go there, us non Londoners here many stories of scams and muggings in London, so I didn'y stop to help her. The thing is, surely a household would have heard her screams and rang 999. If I'd have stopped, what's to say that some blokes appeared with a knife or something and mugged me or worse. I was so paranoid on the rest of the way back.. ran most of it. Feel really guilty in a way, cos she could have been in desperate need of my help.

i got in a fight, top floor of a bus in camden, 3 guys who on their own would have been easy, but all together on me, the fucked up thing was, everyone around did nothing, there were big stronger guys around who could have stopped it, luckily i didnt get injured, and the pussies ran away. the only time ive had trouble in london, and these guys were northerners anyway.

I just brushed my teeth.

i ran out of beer

My wife almost fainted after i take a shit

this topic about what? i can't understand after 6 bottles

tell everyone what nasty shit youve done, and strange things that have happened, stories, whatever.

drink another 6 and come back

after a night of drinking and playing pool with my brother, we both took a shit on a swing in a small garden for children. We also pissed on all the rest of the stuff that was there. I felt ashamed the day afterwards, but at that time I thought I was the king of the world.

LMAO, i knew there was a reason for this thread

I was in holidays last week in south of France with some military friend of my cousin's friend. I was drunk most of the time.... One night I met a dude (military on time off too) very hot and cool. I don't tell you the whole story but... some hours later, I was trying to stop him fighting with everyone. Then, in my friend's car he almost headbutt me when he want to kiss, and then he fall deeply asleep with one of his leg out of the windows.... (i had to try to get back his leg on the car when we saw the cops on the motorway...)
Thx god he don't puke on me

Maybe i have a bad karma with men