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Mika
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:31 am |
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ColonelPosts: 868Location: FinlandJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:48 pm
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Nine days to go and it's going to happen, I'm getting married! Already shaking and nervous lol It feels that I just can't wait it any longer. Any good tips and advices for that day?
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Warrior
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:40 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
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1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it)
2. use lubrication
3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4)
4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy
5. do not get drunk. do snort coke.
6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke
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Randy Bo Bandy
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:34 am |
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SergeantPosts: 418Location: Worcester, EnglandJoined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:22 pm
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warrior wrote: 1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it) 2. use lubrication 3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4) 4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy 5. do not get drunk. do snort coke. 6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke
That's the best advice I have ever heard anybody say ever.
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gava
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:33 am |
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ModeratorPosts: 2661Location: Zagreb, CroatiaJoined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:15 am
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LOOOOL i almost pissed my pants , warrior u r 1 twisted marriage counselor
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Mika
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:11 pm |
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ColonelPosts: 868Location: FinlandJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:48 pm
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Thanks for the good tips lol Now how about the real advices?
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Warrior
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
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Electronic_Punk®
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:27 pm |
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Prodigious ArabPosts: 4204Location: The Dark SideJoined: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:22 pm
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get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob.
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Warrior
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:11 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
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Electronic_Punk® wrote: get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob.
or shave your pubes into a V. dye one side purple, one side green, and then tattoo keith on your knob.
if you want maxim just dreadlock your pubes and visit a tanning bed a few times.
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MoozeBlaster
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:03 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 2006Location: NorwayJoined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:50 pm
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warrior wrote: 1. dont stick it in her ass (unless she suggests it) 2. use lubrication 3. dont go in with a loaded gun (have a wank b4) 4. obviously dont ask for advice from me about anything non-dodgy 5. do not get drunk. do snort coke. 6. dont try to fuck the bridesmaids after coke
haha good shit!
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Randy Bo Bandy
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:59 pm |
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SergeantPosts: 418Location: Worcester, EnglandJoined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:22 pm
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warrior wrote: Electronic_Punk® wrote: get a tattoo of Liam on ur knob. or shave your pubes into a V. dye one side purple, one side green, and then tattoo keith on your knob. if you want maxim just dreadlock your pubes and visit a tanning bed a few times.
dude, you have made me spill beer on my laptop
Comedy genius... and a cunt, rolled into one!
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filtermadg
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:31 pm |
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SergeantPosts: 495Location: Belfast, IrelandJoined: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:57 pm
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yeah a comedian, a sociopath, nice guy and agony aunt rolled into one lol
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Negative Creep
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:13 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 1951Location: Athens, GreeceJoined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:43 am
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Ready for the big day mate?
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erika
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:18 pm |
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Hot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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omg congrats Mika!! whos that lucky girl
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Mika
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:49 pm |
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ColonelPosts: 868Location: FinlandJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:48 pm
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Eija is my lucky girl Four nights to go and then... BANG! Will post some pics afterwards.
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erika
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:54 pm |
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Hot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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lovely name
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