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Harbinger
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:18 am |
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Zap Ann wrote: I was in holidays last week in south of France with some military friend of my cousin's friend. I was drunk most of the time.... One night I met a dude (military on time off too) very hot and cool. I don't tell you the whole story but... some hours later, I was trying to stop him fighting with everyone. Then, in my friend's car he almost headbutt me when he want to kiss, and then he fall deeply asleep with one of his leg out of the windows.... (i had to try to get back his leg on the car when we saw the cops on the motorway...) Thx god he don't puke on me Maybe i have a bad karma with men
So he probably won't remember the sex ??
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MoozeBlaster
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:51 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 2006Location: NorwayJoined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:50 pm
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when i was about 12 years old, i got my ass kicked by a younger girl..
(haha maybe thats why i started doing martial arts.. )
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Stasz
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:32 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 3702Location: Almere, The NetherlandsJoined: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:54 pm
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Money Story:
I was standing in the line for the ATM a couple of years back.
A good looking women with fancy clothes (Kinda Paris Hilton style) who stood right in front of me was ready with obtaining money from the machine and when I was about to put my card in the thing I noticed she left 50 euros in the machine.
I took it out and put it in my pocket..
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Stuie
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:32 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 1718Location: Always outdrunk, Never outsoberJoined: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:32 pm
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I'll bring up my money story.........
I was at the back upstairs on the the back of a bus on the way to the city, some lad was sitting opposite but he was rolling and smoking a few spliffs, bit of a junkie looking fucker.
So anyway he gets off halfway into town and i spot that he's left his wallet behind, he was well off the bus at this stage and i reached over and grabbed it, there was about 80 quid in it (old irish money lol) so i took that out and had a look what else was in the wallet, spotted a few cards etc but his bank card was in it as well, bit more searching around and i seen a little bit of paper with a pin number, looked like it was from his card so i got to town, went to the nearest atm and used the card and pin number and it worked!!
Of course me being a heartless junkie hating bastard, i took what he had in his account and fucked the card away. Not once did i feel guilty. Ended up with quite a good weekend that week.
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Randy Bo Bandy
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:49 pm |
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SergeantPosts: 418Location: Worcester, EnglandJoined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:22 pm
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Stuie wrote: I'll bring up my money story.........
I was at the back upstairs on the the back of a bus on the way to the city, some lad was sitting opposite but he was rolling and smoking a few spliffs, bit of a junkie looking fucker.
So anyway he gets off halfway into town and i spot that he's left his wallet behind, he was well off the bus at this stage and i reached over and grabbed it, there was about 80 quid in it (old irish money lol) so i took that out and had a look what else was in the wallet, spotted a few cards etc but his bank card was in it as well, bit more searching around and i seen a little bit of paper with a pin number, looked like it was from his card so i got to town, went to the nearest atm and used the card and pin number and it worked!!
Of course me being a heartless junkie hating bastard, i took what he had in his account and fucked the card away. Not once did i feel guilty. Ended up with quite a good weekend that week.
You may have saved the junkie fuckers life.. no money left to get his smack I'd have done the same probably.
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Zap Ann
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:35 pm |
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GruntPosts: 95Location: Paris, FranceJoined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:08 pm
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Why this never happened to me? tssss
BTW i'll do the same too, and he deserved it : maybe next time he'll be less stupid and don't write his pin number... stupid junkie
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Warrior
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:13 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2089Location: Melbourne, AustraliaJoined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
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i got sucked into buying a gram of icing sugar, the dude was fucking scary, out of his mind, and it was only 5 quid. and i quite like meth so it was a gamble i was willing to take.
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gava
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:23 pm |
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ModeratorPosts: 2661Location: Zagreb, CroatiaJoined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:15 am
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I pissed in bed till i was 10 i think
I get drunk after few beers
when i was 14 i had a chance 2 fuk 8 yrs older girl but all i did was touching her pussy with my fingers and wondering wtf was that loooolll
damn u warrior,why did u make this thread u fuking cunt :::::::DDDD
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Crystal Fist
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:13 am |
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GruntPosts: 61Location: FranceJoined: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:30 pm
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Zap Ann: "I was in holidays last week in south of France with some military friend of my cousin's friend. I was drunk most of the time.... One night I met a dude (military on time off too) very hot and cool. I don't tell you the whole story but... some hours later, I was trying to stop him fighting with everyone. Then, in my friend's car he almost headbutt me when he want to kiss, and then he fall deeply asleep with one of his leg out of the windows.... (i had to try to get back his leg on the car when we saw the cops on the motorway...)
Thx god he don't puke on me
Maybe i have a bad karma with men "
What the f... ???
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