forgive me?

nevermind, i know you are not Julian, Julian is the guy who lives in trailer park

I thought you'd go for Ricky!!

Well Erika, i'm willing to dump Mr Lahey and turn straight just for you!!

This is fucked up, doing a project on human rights at the moment. Been doing a little research on the revolution going on in Iran.

This video is sick:


(warning it's a woman being shot + the aftermath, it's somewhat disturbing)

you are so desperate Randy, arent you

Not desperate, just hoping to pull the fittest girl on here!!

try hard or die tryin

what annoyed me today is that i wanted to put Maxim logo on my sexy tank top but girl refused to do so because my tank top has small stripes, fuck, will try to manage how to do that anyway

I just found out that second part of my favorite xbox game " Bioshock" is not coming out till next year ! ASSHOLES! Ive been waiting for so looooong

My lodger is currently getting pounded by a french bloke. I wish it was me pounding her

I'm just sat in my livingroom trying to produce tunes on reason but all I can hear is the bed creaking and her moaning with pleasure!! Lucky french bastard lol!

Make a recording of her next time she does it, put it in a track and ask her what she thinks of it.

The Netherlands kicked Scotland's ass tonight of course ... but not good enough in my eyes.

They could have done way better then 0 - 1.

Suck it Colin

kenny miller is utter shite misses every good chance that he gets and Burley canie pick a squad tae save his self.... Chris Boyd probably the best striker in scotland... no were to be seen. Fuckin stupid, im glad in a way, now that Burley will get the boot and we'll hopefully get somebody new in that knows what there doing... shouldn't be hard to do better than him though

woke up with fucking headache, i dont drink but i always wake up feeling like i have hungover, oh and had a dream that i was touching Maxims tummy saying he is hot but woke up touching mine lmfao, creepy stuff

ahahahahhah

wht annoyed me today hahah well, completely everything. My friends comming home drunk as fck at 5am waking me up to tell them computer password so they can go on facebook. wtf what will you be doing on fb at 5am?! then of course I missed a job interview in the morning and now I'm making coffee & begging those drunks to wake up so we can go somewhere b4 it starts to rain