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MoozeBlaster

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:55 am

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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open?

:lol:

(yeah its very boring here..)

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untitled6

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:20 pm

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Chuck Norris can shit without a shit

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feelthy

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:46 pm

A.K.A. feelxPosts: 3059Location: Montréal, QCJoined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:32 pm

I had a good one but it seems it only works in French. The French for Sound Barrier literally means: Wall of Sound. And the gag would be:

Chuck Norris did a graffiti on the Wall of Sound.

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untitled6

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:53 pm

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God's son took the name of Jesus because Chuck's name was already taken.

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MoozeBlaster

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:11 pm

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Warrior

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:22 pm

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MoozeBlaster wrote:

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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4ever2mind

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:29 pm

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ :lol:

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Harbinger

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:24 pm

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Chuck Norris uncorks Rich

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feelthy

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:37 pm

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Negative Creep

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:37 pm

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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feelthy

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:49 pm

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Chuck Norris once had a part-time job of woodcutter in the Sahara.

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Chavah

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:13 pm

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When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck-norrised.

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Alien Pineapple

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:37 pm

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Yeah we doin a chuck Norris thread now :lol:

Chuck Norris can talk about fight club

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Chavah

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:47 pm

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Yo mamma's so old she was a waitress at last supper!!!

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Manny

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:08 am

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Posts: 2174Location: U.S.A.Joined: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:14 am

You guys got it all wrong.

If Jack Bauer were gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer attacks!

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