seems that im the only one in this planet who dont get the jokes about chuck

Jack Bauer can strangle you with a wireless phone.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and brought it back.

When Jack Bauer needs backup he just looks in the nearest mirror.

who the fuck is chuck?

chuck norris?

sorry but they ain't jokes.... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

geez

Chuck norris talks? What the..?

chuck norris facts are at least as old as internet and are considered to be not funny for few years

jack bauer is the result of several generations of gene manipulations.genes that belong to chuck norris,van damme,bruce willis,silvester stalonne, arnie,dolph lundgren, jet li and all the other fuckers

wtf is this jack bauer-shit? He is just a fake guy from tv.. played by a fat alcoholic actor who dont have any real skills.



Chuck Norris >>>>> Jack Bauer

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the horrible things Jack Bauer did.

haha

Fuck Chuck Norris, Sponge bob can make barbecue under water!

- Chuck Norris doesn´t eat honey, he chew bees !

- Chuck Norris never goes hunting, cause hunting contains the probability of fail, Cuck Norris kills !

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door !

- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his weapons !

I really like him, cos he can laugh about his own jokes, also I really like the movie "Firewalker"

chuck norris doesn't need a gun,the gun needs chuck norris


hey,how about steven seagal, i bet he could kick chucky's ass him being a lawman on reality tv and all