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Ambalina
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:12 pm
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:?

I dont understand...

Whos Chuck Norris?

Iv'e not lived a sheltered life I just really generally do not know who he is lol...
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Warrior
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:33 pm
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ur probably the luckiest woman alive to not feel the wrath of the man whos name was first spoken by god.

and god said..LET THERE BE CHUCK NORRIS.


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Chavah
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:29 pm
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warrior wrote:
ur probably the luckiest woman alive to not feel the wrath of the man whos name was first spoken by god.

and god said..LET THERE BE CHUCK NORRIS.


Naaah I think it was Chuck Norris who said: Let here be God ...


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jetsonik112
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:13 pm
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Ambalina wrote:
Whos Chuck Norris?


Watch this and all will become apparent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yc0OESVEQI



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Ambalina
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:15 pm
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:hmm:

I'm still not getting it lol...
I'll leave this thread till I work out this phenomenon you guys call 'Chuck Norris' :-D



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Ambalina
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:02 pm
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Hey guys I think you will find this amusing...

Go to Google

Type in : Find Chuck Norris

CLICK ON IM FEELING LUCKY

And see what comes up :)

Dunno if anyone's said anything or knows about this but I thought you would find it amusing...



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4ever2mind
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:52 pm
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Ambalina wrote:
Hey guys I think you will find this amusing...

Go to Google

Type in : Find Chuck Norris

CLICK ON IM FEELING LUCKY

And see what comes up :)

Dunno if anyone's said anything or knows about this but I thought you would find it amusing...

that's funny. made my evening :lol: :lol: :lol:



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BRAINKILLER
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:05 pm
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this one is not on the list

"When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris "



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Stasz
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:20 am
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...

he waits.


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Aquila
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:32 am
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Chuck Norris trims his beard with his bare hands



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kdjdjdhdfjhsdfhks
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:40 pm
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Aquila wrote:
Chuck Norris trims his beard with his bare hands


If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.


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gava
PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:16 pm
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When Incredible Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down



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Kingdom
PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:49 pm
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


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jiltedgenerator
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:21 am
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Kingdom wrote:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


What if I have $10 dollars and Chuck still has $5 what then??



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Stasz
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:42 am
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When you got that 10 bucks in your hand, and Chuck is looking at you with his 5 bucks...

Chuck will do a psychic trick with you by moving his left eyebrow up and wink with his right eye and you will think that Chuck has more money.


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