The last 2 days couldve been the worst days of my life, Wednesday night at around 3:00 am im driving around with my mates in my car but my friend was driving cause i was too hammered so anyways we light up a joint and out of nowhere we see a cop car and a cop standing right infront of us asking us to stop (he had a STOP sign in his hand) he waved to us but we all looked at the joint and were like Hello no! so my friend decides to run away and we almost ran him over i swear like he was maybe 10cms away from the front bumbper of the car, then they started chasing the mother fuckers had a brand new audi A6 its too fast and my car needs spark plugs so its dead my friend pushed as hard as he can but with no use they caught us after a 5 minute chase maybe and ofcourse we crossed red lights and went on the wrong way, so my friend Jimmy who was driving he has cases from before so it wouldve made things worse if he got caught so we stopped and he was like 'sorry im not getting into jail again' and he ran as fast as he can then the cops came with guns pointing at us, there was booze and weed in the car well not weed but hash i was hiding it in the mirror visor and i didnt notice that the rolling paper (OCB) was in my hands when we got out! they threw me inside the Audi and then i saw the rolling paper in my hand and guess what i did? I stuffed it inside the chair of the cop car HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i swear thats fucking balls no one would think of doing this and lucky me just seconds after i did that they took me out to search me and then they started searching the car i was so fucking scared they find that piece but they didnt! then they asked about my friend Jimmy and who he is they asked us to call him but we gave them a Phony name and told him that we just met him we dont know anything about him, they didnt believe that at all sop they handcuffed me and the mother fucker kept on kicking me to get inside my car and one of them drove,. my other 2 friends were in the cop car, when me and the cop got into my car i was handcuffed and he was driving it, and guess what was playing really loud? THE PRODIGY :D it was piranha and he was shouting like HOW DO U TURN THIS SHIT DOWN? i laughed my ass off and the fucker punched me on my head then i told him 'wow what a man, u hit someone whos handcuffed huh?' he kept on saying stuff like shut the fuck up, youll see whats gonna happen to u bla bla bla

So , we reach the police station and they took away our phones and everything and threw us inside the cell, i desperatley needed a phone to call my dad cause no matter what he would get me out of it, and thank god inside the cell i found this kid who sneaked his cell phone in his boxers and i called my dad starightaway, he came at like 4am and asked me what happened and asked if im ok, i was surprised cause i thought that he would be pissed, they took us out of the cell cause they respected my dad alot since hes a diplomat and a senator, i told him and infront of the whole station that one of them motherfuckers hit me, my dad freaked out he was like who is it? i pointed the guy out and my dad was like im gonna make u regret touching my son, then my dad checked on me and my friends and told us he will be back at 8 am . We were going to court at 9am so if no one took us out we were fucked literally fucked in the ass cause we had 6 charges : Attempt of murder (when the cop was gonna get run over), crossing red lights, driving on the opposite side, escape (my friend who ran away) and some other bullshit, this country depends on hook ups theyre not good but theyre useful sometimes so im gonna make the story short . My dad called the chief of police , hes the head of police inb the whole kingdom and he solved everything he erased it all and gave us a chance thank god or else i wouldve been gone for 7 years alone for attempt of murder, its the biggest hook up ever and now im out :D

Oh yeah, that fucker who beat me up....we gave his name ot the chief of police and he told me that he knows how tp punish him...hes gonna transfer him from the city to somewhere in the middle of the desert HAHAHAHAHAH cause he had no right to hit me

jimmy doesnt sound arab...

you should stay out of trouble nasoor

and daddy helps out...

cool story bro.


the wall of text almost made my eyes bleed.

you weren't driving the thing anyway, your a passenger, fuck all usually happens to a passenger, you'd not get done with attempted murder what so ever if you weren't driving, the cop was probably hard on you and pushed you around because what it looked like was your friend tried to run over the cop, i personally think they've got every right to do that in those cases, if you pulled the fuck over when you were supposed to and still got busted you'd not be getting hut in the head.

as for the weed and booze, keep that shit indoors, cruising about with a guy who's been done before, smoking weed and drinking and blaring music is a great way to attract attention, stay in your fucking house when your smoking weed.

OMG

yeah thats pretty fucked up.

Glad you're okay now, take care.

Jeez Nas i thought i read a scenario from action movie hehe , that was 1 hell of a night bro , glad ur ok

hes half American you koskesh


thanks everone i know it was fucked up...and now i kind of lost some trust with my parents but thank god we didnt get into court it wouldve ruined my chances of going to Milton Keynes :D

dont worry coggy i learned alot now....i used to always not give a fuck about anything i would ligh a joint on my way to uni everyday but now i know how to be more careful

it really sounds like its from a movie hhaha

Lol damn !

Sounds like a fun night out then *sarcastically* !

Glad your ok though

its really sad that ur dad being on such a high duty acts like that, i really hope that one day you will finally take responsibility for everything you done and stop wasting your life with drugs and shit, because the next time everything can end up not so good as this time

Yo man, this was something scary to read, i'm glad your alright now though! but please let this be a lesson for the future, don't be so risky with life, most other people will fuck you over.

i think you have a real gift as a story teller, you should write novels and shit. you could've juswrittenitwithoutanyspacesthatwouldmakeitevenmoreintensethanwritingwthoutfullstops anyway glad youre stayin with us not going to jal