So my ex fiancee who I haven't seen in years comes bouncing at me in msn declaring she's pregnant. Who the fuck does she think she is? Does she think I have a fucking capacity to be happy for her?

We broke up fucking 5 years ago and I thought I was over it all, until she goes and ruins my week. All I can do now is hope my tax return cheers me up.

*end of emo rant*

Exes...

Fuck me man...woman for ya im going through the same thing man.a girl who i thought i was perfect with her . kinda went everboard and told me all this shit like im the nastiest man ever she spoke to...and reallly thats just relationships for a .

girls can be bitches expecially ex's mate, the only thing i love really is writing songs

jesus lol my 200th post


don't worry man just go with the flow

(Edit) lol this is abit worrying for me about this ex talk, i've just started a realationship today

(edit) a week later and i wanna split up

who does that? that's just fucked up!
awh well... just tell her in a couple of years that you've become a rockstar and made 15 girls pregnant! hah! now let her top that!

Thats fucked up. Sorry to hear that Aquila.

Yeah I had an ex, who insisted we remain friends (we aren't ), do something similar.

So shortly after we broke up she asked if I would have dinner w/ her and like a fool I obliged. During our short conversation she said "well now, im looking to get married..." and im sure she saw the look on my face because she apologized and I just got up, paid for the drink and left.

i just ended a 2 and a half year relationship a couple of weeks ago.

my advice is to get a new computer and san andreas.
something i should've done a long time ago. (get san andreas and a new computer, not split up. but then, thinking about it........).

on the ex's side of things, here's an interesting read: the ex girlfriend survival guide!
http://www.enotalone.com/article/945.html

always remember,"No matter how beautiful, sweet, caring and sexy a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit."

this should be renamed the moany male thread...

sorry matt, hope you get over it soon and enjoy that tax return!!

Drilling into a man's heart with a rusty, unwashed electric drill..

This is what women consider happiness.

Cheers for the replys guys. I'll bet she knew she was rubbing my face in it like that. Anyway I found a stash of cigars and calmed the fuck down. Still feeling pretty emo but at least it's not as bad as yesterday.

Hmmm now to think of a way to get revenge. Pray for a stillborn, perhaps?

man, thats evil

I just wanted to add "...forever if you don't mind!"

Eddy Murphy describes women the best in "Raw"

I'm waiting for Weirdo's reply to this topic to make me happy.