hey people, i've got a bit of a problem

i wanna split up with my girlfreind because we like have nothing in common, she's a chav and im not.

we've been going out since last friday and i was really really pissed when she asked me out and i unfortunatly said yes

the thing is im not wanting to hurt her or anything like and she's really much what i'd class as a psyco, she fights like a man

the problem is tho as well, she has a crazy big brother quite a bit older than me and if she gets really upset, im dead

i just wanna know a way i can be able to end the realationship without her getting really upset and me getting killed

it sounds daft but im not really good at realationships and im only 16 and i just basicly wanted some advice from people who could help me out with this one and or if theyve been in a situation like this before

thanks people, much apreciated

Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.

you've been going out for 6 days and its a relationship? Just beat up her older brother and dump her on the same day.

Ler her listen to your music?

haha just kiddin man. Seriously, if you've been with her since last Friday, what harm can it do 'if you aren't that interested in her and what she does'? I mean, if you had a 3 year relationship I would think of it as hard to bring closure to a relation but your relation hasn't even started man. Just say you expected someone else and you're not completely satisfied like you hoped. It's like buying a Mp3 player and after a week you are disappointed about your purchase. You return it to the shop, get your money back and walk away like nothing happened. I hope you haven't thrown away the receipt...

Don't wait for the 14 days of try-out time to expire or you'll be stuck with what you bought.

yeah lol it sounds a bit daft its only been nearly 7 days ya know but im really like a pussy when it comes to realationships lol im usually the one to be dumped not the other way about lol and its like been my first realationship in 2 years


and thanks mightypoo for putting it in music terms lol and yeah i really need to sort my fuking head out with the tunes

what an embarrisment that was, i hope i am forgiving for that shit

Tell her you're gay. Works in any relationship and any situation. Only downside is... she and everyone she knows will think you're gay.

u know i was actually considering that earlyer before i posted here but im not up for it cause her freinds know my freinds if ya get me lol

whats a chav ? And a very good tip from me, bang her really fast, then jump out of the bed and sing "first one, first one, first one" and do some spaceymoves... she will dump you - true story



(its like "erster, erster" in german to sing, my translation sucks, i know but cant come up with the equivalent english verb)

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy Shit Man I Can't Stop Laughing

I've Been Feeling Shit All Week Cause Of My Gran Dying A Year This Week And You've Just Totally Fuking Made My Week !!!!!! Im Gonna Do That Tommorow I Fuking Swear

heres an example of a glasgow ned aka a chav http://youtube.com/watch?v=y40yB9MYVns

flintmeister is very wise (and still doenst know what that slang tang chav means )

Tell me about it GOD !!!!

why where the only words i understood, smack, crack, pcp and that he wants to do something with my mom ?

At this hour I have no suggestions for your problem >>>--Coggles---» but that video was fucking funny! Hahahahaha!

Thanks for that one - now I'm going to bed!

This is my attempt of translating the tune lmao, ill be here all night lmao


"Here Mate...Whit...Trying To look at my burd (girlfreind) no"

"Trying to say she's ugly like"

"ah ah ah a was like that (untranslatable lol) yess (repeat 3 times)

" im going to bum your mother"

"here you that will be right, herd you tryed to steal my stash last night"

"here you, Whats The Fucking Script, your a little ball bag, your jaw is getting ripped"

"here you whats the fuking script, i don't want to give you a beating but i think i'll have too"

"im going to jump all over your head, that'll teach your for stealing my canabis"

"Here You that will be right, you call me a nugget ?" (Reapeat 3 times)

" Im Going To Rip Your Jaw"

" im going down to the down to see if i get lucky and if i don't ill just drink some bucky, wash it down with a couple of pills, that will cure my ills"

" i know they extacy tablets will cure my ills"

"(untranslatable)"

"When i wake up in the morning ill know ill be dead"

"Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash and my jimmy muck will be rocking that hash"

"if That Doesnt Work We'll Get Some Crack, 3 grams of base and then some smack"

"PCB, is the Potion for me"

"Here You that will be right, you call me a nugget ?" (Reapeat 3 times)

"Im Going to rip your jaw"..........in the background "yeah right"

"Don't Give me any of your, don't give me any of your, dont give me any of your shit, i had your mother last night" (repeat one more time)

" Here Mate.....Mate ? "

"your a dick mate, your a Dick"

"Here You that will be right, you call me a nugget ?" (Reapeat 4 times)

"Here you"


(in the background) "what u doing you mad fanny"




(Now you's can all sing along )