aight daddy its the deal

u better hurry up

i wouldnt dare

if i wasn't going out to meet a girl now, i'd be jealous...

there is nothing 2 be jealous of

my lord.. get room!

i hope you're not an old softy.....

why my dear Oracle, u dont like public places?

i know this is a bit rank, but it fascinated me.

while cleaning out an little old store room that hadn't been touched for ages, where i work, my boss found what he thought was an old rag. when he looked closer he realised it was a mummified dead rat. there was an empty box of chocolates there too. the rat must have eaten them and not been able to get out. then it died, and for some reason, it's skin didn't rot, but the rest of it did, leaving this.....