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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:34 pm
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lol hell no. i told him go get my food and then i'll pay him! he had to come back anyway lol


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:36 pm
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ha ha! some people are such piss takers.

i heard about some bloke in my mate's town who always had a cigarette behind his ear, and was famous for going up to strangers and asking them for a cigarette. when they refused because he had one behind his ear, he'd say "that's for later, i need one now" :lol:



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:37 am
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jugo wrote:
ha ha! some people are such piss takers.

i heard about some bloke in my mate's town who always had a cigarette behind his ear, and was famous for going up to strangers and asking them for a cigarette. when they refused because he had one behind his ear, he'd say "that's for later, i need one now" :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:27 pm
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hahaha that's pretty good jugo


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:14 pm
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bitches 8-)

what you doing so late now colin damn i thought you was wasted already at this time...

i watched the silver surfer it was ghey


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:42 am
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I ordered pizza today too and I think the pizza man was going to try and take off with my pizza. I saw the car drive up and I went to answer the door before he rang the doorbell because our dog will crazy if he hears it. So I opened the door to see the pizza man stepping back into his car and put his car in gear and idle a few feet before he saw me standing @ my front door. He stopped and looked at me for a few seconds before putting the car in park and delivered my pizza. Weird huh?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:04 am
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The Weird Pizza Man

You should write a script !


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:51 am
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StasZ wrote:
The Weird Pizza Man

You should write a script !


Who would pay to see a movie about a pizza man?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:38 am
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or a cable guy, or a taxi driver........

hang on.....



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:27 pm
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fatboy slim wrote songs under the name pizzaman :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:12 am
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jugo wrote:
or a cable guy, or a taxi driver........

hang on.....


I thought The Cable Guy was a horrible movie.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:50 am
Manny wrote:
jugo wrote:
or a cable guy, or a taxi driver........

hang on.....


I thought The Cable Guy was a horrible movie.


The porn version was okay.


PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:10 am
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theres a fucking porn version of like every horror movie man what the fuck :lol:



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:43 am
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my favourite porn movie title from a film has got to be 'shaving private ryan'



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:48 am
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nah the best title has to be 'Fill Jill'

like the porno version of Kill BIll :lol:


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