Edit* This is just after stasZ's comic on the make a funny prodigy pic post
also this is all true
liam gave me a phone today, he was on about a whole lot of people at the gates of his house today saying were the fuck the new album is, he phoned me shouting that no one is cleaning the fucking mess up in the house and keith still has an obsession with "Gardens" i had to answer back though so i said to him...
" Liam chill the fuck out mate, if u never kept leeroy in my fucking fridge up here then u would have somone to clean your fucking mess up mate, when the fuck are u gonna pick him up"
He Answered Back...
"Well Colin, na mean? he just sat about on my sofa anyway so it makes no fucking movment what so ever, na mean? but ya na mean its keith man, he fucks about in my garden making it all pretty and lovley, na mean? I say to him na mean?, keith were are the prodigy not some fucking pop band!! (maxim was cooking up some vynal in hells kitchen) and your sitting here making my japanise style garden look even more pretty, na mean?"
It took me a couple seconds to let all the "Na Mean?'s into my head and then i decided to answer back...
"Liam what the fuck is that noise ?"
He Replyed...
"Emm man yeah na mean? its keith cutting the grass na mean?...*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Wait the now na mean?.......*buzzzzzz* (in the background maxim was cooking in the kitchen)..........
he,he,he i've got the poison but these bitches aint gettin no pasta remedy tonight, he,he......he............ ouch a burn.....................................
(Further away outside at the garden by the sound of things)
........."Keith WTF Have U Done To My FUCKING GARDEN NA MEAN ?!?!?!.......(keiths voice)..."i was emmmm cutting the grass and picking the daisy's ?..........
(liams voice again)...."THERES NO FUCKING GRASS IN THIS GARDEN AND THOSE FUCKING FLOWERS WERN'T CALLED DAISYS, THEY COST 3,000 QUID MATE NA MEAAN ?!?!?!"......
(Maxim in the kitchin sneakily takes the piss out of liam)....
for fucks sake man...trying to cook this fucking dinner na mean?
*footsteps aproach the phone*
"yo colin mate its liam na mean?"
"ummm yeah i just herd keith fucked your garden up"
"yeah fucking idiot man na mean, he loves daisys na mean"
(Maxims voice again but he's talking normal this time instead of whispering to himself)
"OOOOOOOHHHHCHAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUUURRR FUCCKKKIINGGG TEAAAS REAAADDY CHAAAAAAAAA WOOOOSHHHAAAA"
(keiths voice) "Maxim Who The Fuck is ""Oocha" ?!!!"
(Maxims Voice) "STTTOOOPPP BEEEIING DIIIFFICULT THIS IS DANGEROUS NOW THATS YOUR TEA READY !!!!!?!?!?!!!!"
(Liam comes back on the phone)
"ah na mean mate thats the tea ready and the cats hungry too"
"Charly shut the FUCK UP YOUR GETTING SOMTHING TO EAT U LITTLE SHIT NA MEAN"
"yeah liam mate ill catch ya later mate, if you finish that tune tomorrow be sure to give me a call"
"What ? that tune with keith na mean?
"yeah mate"
"ok na mean"
"ok cya"
(before liam hangs up i hear this in the background) "
KEEEEIITHHH KEEEIIITHH PASSSS THEE FUCKING SALT FIIIIRREEE...................... .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHAAAAA"
(keiths Voice) *Crying* "Who the Fuck Is Oocha.......im confused"