What fun is it being dead? You never get laid, you have no friends, and you can't even see your penis. Oh.... wait....

You might as well just do it then...


I'm kiddddiiinng

thats a shame

I had to walk 3 miles for cigarettes because the cash machiene broke at the local shop

Slightly less than 500 miles.

how many miles would you walk coggs?

Ohm mate, could you walk another (about) 100 miles to bring me another box of cig please?

scotland is about 200 miles by about 400 miles really its small as fuck so if u think about it 3 miles is far for scotish lol

seriously it took me ages man i hate going into town for shit man its a pain in the arse.

and kev who the fuck would walk 500 miles for cigs man really lmao

lovestruck twins?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZojpl-p_5A

This cheap as fuck Indian guy who comes in and tries to get discounts on every item he buys and the Chinese guy who tried to get pissed off @ me for not understanding his Chinese. I gave him a lesson in manners and being polite to someone who is trying to help. He certainly understood my English then.

while being closer to death i found i'm still very much alive.. this is annoying!

Stick around.

Classic, made me laugh so hard

ok you lot as said in another thread. i'm just fucking about. thank you monk for taking dear care of your crew here and offering support! i will no longer do this as it's just a sick joke as i see now

i had a feeling that was the case.

the dark side is strong in this one.....