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Jericho-X
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:43 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2493Location: NorwayJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:27 pm
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feel(x) wrote: learned today I'm gonna be uncle that was quite surprising actually, but its great!!
What.... Uncle Feel ...? ...that sounded a little....wrong...
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feelthy
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:03 pm |
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A.K.A. feelxPosts: 3059Location: Montréal, QCJoined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:32 pm
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thx jugo
my brother and sister are more used to call me Fil, which sounds just like Phil
Uncle Phil doesn't sound bad, does it? lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:18 pm |
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ModeratorPosts: 4509Joined: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:37 am
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kind of like dr. phil.. you're not a doctor are you?
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jetsonik112
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:24 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2483Location: Not here as much as I'd like.Joined: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:05 am
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Congrats feel, I'm an uncle about 12 times over from various members of my family. The most recent addition is 3 years old and she's at that stage where everything she does is so cute, because she knows she'll get her own way that way.
The first five years is the best by the way. Board games you can always win at ftw.
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jetsonik112
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:30 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2483Location: Not here as much as I'd like.Joined: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:05 am
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feel(x) wrote: Uncle Phil doesn't sound bad, does it? lol
(I'll get me coat)
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feelthy
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:40 am |
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A.K.A. feelxPosts: 3059Location: Montréal, QCJoined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:32 pm
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I'm not a doctor I could become one (smart ass I am, hehe!) but I'm hell not interested!
and jetsonik112 wrote: http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/jetsonik/2299_PhilBanks.jpg I don't know this guy
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jetsonik112
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:06 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2483Location: Not here as much as I'd like.Joined: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:05 am
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Sent to me by my brother just now:
Code: "On Needing A Dump in ASDA."
Halfway up aisle twenty three My bowels first signalled their intent And I was stuck with a full trolley Waiting for my wife to circumvent The store. She was looking for Lenor.
In pain, I crossed my shaking legs And prayed to see my love I should not have had those scrambled eggs For now I touched the cloth. The loo. I really need a poo.
Some minutes passed, the pain it grew I wished that I were dead. And all I wanted was a loo To wash my turtle’s head. My life! Where is my fucking wife?
And then a miracle occurred My love returned to me And I ran off to have my turd In silent ecstasy. But there was no fucking paper So I had to put up with a claggy arse round the rest of the fucking store until I was able to buy some fucking Handy Andies at the till and subtly disappear back into the cubicles to wipe my shitty bum.
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Agent Orange
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:30 am |
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The Orange AuthorityPosts: 4748Location: NetherlandsJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:39 pm
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That is the funniest shit I read in whole 2008
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Fifer
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:56 am |
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GeneralPosts: 2753Location: Amsterdam, NetherlandsJoined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:00 pm
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that's pretty fucking funny jetsonik hahahah! Nice one mate
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Watched me and my mate humiliate myself earlyer (taken a good few months ago, forgot about it till my mate reminded me). Reminded me of some goooood times. Plus all you guys can see me making a complete cock of myself hahahah! (Many stella were involved)
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Cogglesz
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:04 am |
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GeneralPosts: 6933Location: Scotland UKJoined: Wed May 23, 2007 2:57 pm
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erika
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:28 pm |
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Hot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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i passed one of my driving exams
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jetsonik112
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:30 pm |
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GeneralPosts: 2483Location: Not here as much as I'd like.Joined: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:05 am
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erika wrote: i passed one of my driving exams
Well done. Told you it would get better..
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erika
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:37 pm |
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Hot ChickPosts: 1943Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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yep, thnks jetsonik
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