yes office space is one of my favorite movies, i feel exactly like that guy
"every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life"

no dont say that!

That was me btw lol

Being the ONLY person in our entire store that can drive a forklift. Wait, thats right, our managers can drive but they have more important things to do like take their lunch on time instead of making sure that the 7 units that needed to be brought down for customers were done in a timely fashion. Fuck I hate my job and our my store's shitty management sometimes.

I didn't feel bad taking my lunch 54 minutes after my scheduled time (due to bringing down those 7 units) and leaving 3 departments w/ no coverage for over an hour.

i wonderered why i keep seeing you at strange times in a couple of places...

Broke up with my girlfriend a weak ago and now i'm so fuckin BORED!

I made a seriously hot spicy chili beef pasta bake earlier for dinner.

It's made it's presensce known at 'the other end' now.



My living room smells like an abbatoir..

right....

I was at a mates house and I saw a movie there. During the movie I had to take a crap, but I wanted to see the movie so I held it in. After the movie I had to shit so bad I went to the fucking toilet only to find out the complete toilet looked like something exploded in there. They were fixing the walls in there and everything, making it impossible to crap. I went upstairs, but his brother was also taking a crap. Jesus!

I FUCKING hate it when you wanna take a lovely shite but you can't..it's supposed to be the best thing after sex, drugs, adrenaline and alcohol.

Oh fuck dude! I hope the best for u coming soon. girls girls girls

Thanks man.

Only for us blokes. It's something to do with the male G-spot being inside your bum.

Women just don't understand...

hahahaha seriously??


from now on Im gonna eat more fibres...

an orgasm while taking a shit haha fuck sake