Yikes. I don't think I've ever made someone mad enough to bash my balls w/ a bat.

i have purchased a dog, its called sam

What The Fuck

No it's called sam

When I was at school many years ago, I got hit in the crotch by a cricket ball bowled by the teacher. The resulting bruise was ten and a half inches wide and covered my entire 'lower area'. I couldn't pee properly for nearly a week.

Top that.

We recently bought a rabbit and called it Pendleton. It craps all over the place and has peed on my wife twice. I think it's fucking brilliant.

In other news, I got given a nice bottle of Chardonnay by a customer for setting up a printer on his PC. I might have it with a nice pasta bake tomorrow night...

this is the same girll that told me my arms look really skinny

and then she said that made her want to break them :lol

my sis its no act she really is crazy and possilbe the spawn of satan

going blah blah blah made me happy today too

The Old Firm Game, the biggest match in scotland football.


Rangers Agaisn't Celtic


And Rangers Kicked Fucking ASSS !!

you wanna know what cheered me up ?

Calling the Rangers a bunch of fuckers innit you coggy bitch

there not "The Rangers" there just "Rangers" u fucking idiot


i miss the old days when u never had fucking the army AKA "Abba Fucking Camp"

A number of things CMUT:
I just got back from doing my weekly shop; found a tenner outside in Tesco's car park. Got a load of Bulmers pear cider for a 'buy 3 for £4' offer. And when I got back home the girl who just moved in above me is blasting out 'Narayan'!!!
I'm gonna go and ask her for a cupfull of sugar* in a bit...

*And that's not a euphemism for 'shag'. I haven't even spoken to her yet, let alone know her name. She is pretty though, she's about 25 and blonde. And if she like Prodge she can't be all that bad in my book.

what bloody cheered me up to absolute max



i've been working with unjustified and his band on a track, he sent me back what he'd done and this is by far the best thing i've herd, we should have used this in MFTJG 4

its what i wanted to happen with my band that never worked out, amazing stuff, we'll be posting it up once its totally finished