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mexicanfan
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:45 am
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www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news ... 22477.html

Now this is what I call a P.I.M.P. you all.

The sad thing is that this dude will get tons of pounds from the british media.

"For this weekend the two children find themselves at the centre of a global media feeding frenzy, bidding wars, contracts and the promise of hundreds of thousands of pounds – a sum many will see as a distinctly inappropriate return for a night of playing unprotected mothers and fathers.

At least 15 television companies are locked in a fierce battle to make a documentary about the cherubic teenager's young fatherhood, and media experts estimate Alfie could earn up to half a million pounds."


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*PinHead*
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:14 am
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it happens all the time with gypsy famillies in europe.11-12 year old girls pregnant :( .dumb fucks



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Aquila
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:17 am
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lol I didn't even know what a stiffy was when I was 12, let alone sex. What a sheltered childhood I had...


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s1lj0
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:29 pm
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Atleast he is getting some. :lol:

No,rly,wtf, world is failing


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Harbinger
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:43 pm
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Might not even be his, could be another three potential fathers by all accounts, all kids.



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Electronic_Punk®
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:15 pm
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Aquila wrote:
lol I didn't even know what a stiffy was when I was 12, let alone sex. What a sheltered childhood I had...


Believe it or not but when i was 14 i had oral sex i was with this perverted cousin of mine (whos 4 years older than me) he went to a whore house and i was just there being seduced by all the whores, then i just took one to a room and it all started, i was too afraid to have sex...so instead i just touched,sucked played and got a blow job lol



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mylaw
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:03 pm
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i had a friend whos first time was when he was 11!!

but poor Alfie looks like hes 8
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btw the mom doesnt look good at all


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Fifer
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:20 pm
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Stallion. :lol:



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Virtua
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:15 am
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s1lj0 wrote:
No,rly,wtf, world is failing


^ This :(


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Agent Orange
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:56 am
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Electronic_Punk® wrote:
Aquila wrote:
lol I didn't even know what a stiffy was when I was 12, let alone sex. What a sheltered childhood I had...


Believe it or not but when i was 14 i had oral sex i was with this perverted cousin of mine (whos 4 years older than me) he went to a whore house and i was just there being seduced by all the whores, then i just took one to a room and it all started, i was too afraid to have sex...so instead i just touched,sucked played and got a blow job lol


I believe you. So you tell this to a girl that asks about your first time? Epic fail if you do so I guess. :lol:



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Electronic_Punk®
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:29 am
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Agent Orange wrote:
Electronic_Punk® wrote:
Aquila wrote:
lol I didn't even know what a stiffy was when I was 12, let alone sex. What a sheltered childhood I had...


Believe it or not but when i was 14 i had oral sex i was with this perverted cousin of mine (whos 4 years older than me) he went to a whore house and i was just there being seduced by all the whores, then i just took one to a room and it all started, i was too afraid to have sex...so instead i just touched,sucked played and got a blow job lol


I believe you. So you tell this to a girl that asks about your first time? Epic fail if you do so I guess. :lol:


Well...it depends on the girl herself lol

You can always lie 8-)



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evans
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:55 am
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JimbQ
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:03 am
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evans wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/26/exclusive-dna-tests-show-boy-dad-alfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/


Hahahahaha, burn :lol:



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:06 am
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thought why should this thread be picked up again :lol:



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Stuie
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:23 am
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I love this bit :rofl:

Alfie Patten wrote:
“I am the only boyfriend Chantelle’s had and we’ve been together two years. I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her, ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went, ‘Yeah’, so I believe her.”



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