edit: im simplifying this..

stupid shit
cool shit
unbelievable shit
funny stories
one night stands
waking up in ppls driveways etc

tell your interesting stories.

I need to trigger the memories with some substance, right now ive just got a fucked up hangover

ok ok here's 1 when i was a kid

me and my father was at the lake and i was prepairing myself to throw a rock in the water , he was standin next 2 me and when i tried 2 throw a rock i hit him in the head , i felt like a fucking imbecil or smth looollllllooondon

what started out as a joke, i tricked this guy, me pretending to be a 12 year old girl, (i knew this guy was a sick fuck) gave him a fake address. the idiot went around the house, got arrested, turned out he had a load of kiddy porn, went to jail for 10 years

another one..

jumped in front of a tube, trying to pull an old man off the tracks, i was a little drunk, the train was far enough away for me to get there in time, so i thought, i got clipped by the train, ended up laying on the platform with a broken leg. n well u can guess what happened to the guy.

another kinda funny one..

my first 3 months living in london i was flat broke, i went thru a phase where i got addicted to stealing lol, i think i robbed atleast £2000 my local sainsbury. funny thing was i stopped after i got my shit together, then nicked just a red bull can a year later n got busted, the price? had to give them their pound

another one..

i got a restraining order from piccadilly circus religious preacher phil howard my mate n i used to go down when we were drunk and mock all the bullshit that came out of his mouth, heckle him till he had to left, a lot of what he said was anti-gay hate speach disguised as religion, but then he would quote freddie mercury lyrics in his preaching? the guys head wasnt screwed on right. funny thing was, i moved further east, and he decided to move his preaching outside stratford station, which i happened to use every day

Slept with my ex-gf's bf after we broke up. Shhhhhh

did your ex-girlfriend's boyfriend make the first move, or did you initiate it?

lol By bf I meant best friend, it's a woman not a dude. Guess I should have made that clear.

Last week end I went to Lille (French north city) to see a friend.
Me and my friend (we are 2 girls) arrived at 1.30am in car. I saw a young man stoped near the car, at the corner of the street, but i was not worry about him, so I went out to take our luggage. Suddently my friend call me "Aurélie!! Go back in the car!! hurry!!". The man was masturbating just behind me!
So I go back in the car. We were laughing so hard his cock went flaccid and he left


(hope my english was not too bad this time )

haha, no, english was good!

Amazing

This is a killer