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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:55 pm
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lol :lol: :lol:



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:43 am
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i was wondering about that myself...

heh heh... looking forward to this



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:20 pm
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finally we shall know what its all about :lol:



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:09 pm
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monkfish687 wrote:
Credit goes to Feel-X for the Asian breakfast quip. :lol:


thanx

interesting idea, btw (to ask on another forum)



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:01 pm
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How the heck did this thread get 890 views in less than 24 hours?

because of BK? :roll:

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:28 am
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I've asked a Chinese friend of mine for a translation...



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:16 am
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ha ha. posted it on another forum's picture thread and got this as an answer from a chinese guy

"its chinese and basically its a manual to teach one how to use a friend's ass for a tit wank."

so there we have it. the eyes are meant to be nipples it would appear....



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:11 pm
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so its a gay-anal-asscheek-tit-wank manual :lol:



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:16 pm
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Indeed it is: and I have the full translation.... :wink:

Quote:
Title> Enjoy a friend's arse crack!
Red Title> Get some maker pens ready!!

1st> When you have found the perfect arse, with a nice shape & skin, then choose your favourite coloured maker pen, then draw two nipples on both arse cheeks. (warning Non-permanent, easy to change mistakes)


2nd> In case of any injuries make sure you know the position of your friends asshole at all times, when ready level your cock to the position of the hole, ready for inserting. Insert with a powerful back & fourth motion until ejaculation. (Lubrication problems please add vasalin)


3rd> Finish
After you've spunked on his back, lick the substance and say Thank You!! If in another situation where the penis is not hard enough, the problem maybe because the nipples on the cheek may not be real enough or a non-perfect arse.
OR YOUR JUST FUCKIN GAY!!!!!



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